I'm scared
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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this is what happened in 5.5 right
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Yea
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me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂
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When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
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hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard
i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.
happy cheffin! :)
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🎠✨ shining justice don quixote, a magical girl who never dies
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I cant stop coming back to this tweet
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two households both alike in dignity
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me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
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