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The odds of this slightly terrify me - but it would make for a good ass angst fic

This was some thing?

So I find this on twitter Here!

And I got this!

Tagging: @amistytown @yukihaie @candymeowz @certified-sloth @zenstateofmind and anyone else, this was something else XD

#it kinda makes sense though #Doesn’t mean I’m not heartbroken all the same #Obey me #long post #Tag Game #obey me satan #obey me lucifer

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If Obey me were to ever have English dub, you cannot convince me otherwise that Satan wouldn’t have the singing voice of Rory from glee

Evidence - take care of yourself (and because I said so)

#you can hear the smirk in the song and it’s so him #man if it ever dubbed I would actually die for this #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me thoughts #obey me satan #an angelic voice for an asshole and we Stan #Spotify

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Bonus to my angst hour

The reason he fell head over heels for MC is because they’re unaffected by his charm. The love and the appreciation they show is for him, since he’s unable to hide behind the shell of someone else

So while the happiness he once felt is long off from being felt again, the MC sure makes him believe that he worthy of feeling it again.

What if Asmo fell he gained the power to appear as what the person most desires - a sub-power to his charm. It would explain why he’s loved by so many, it’s because he can change himself into what they want to see, what they truly love. It’s never just him.

Don’t get be wrong, he enjoys the attention. That doesn’t mean it won’t low-key destroy him on the inside. He knows that due to this ‘gift’ the people around him don’t love him for him, it’s what he becomes that they want.

As an angel he never had to do this, people loved him for who he was - it was pure and real. In the devildom, the attention he receives is superficial. A shell of what was and what he longs to receive again.

#aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me thoughts #obey me asmodeus #I’m done now sorry

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What if when Asmo fell he gained the power to appear as what the person most desires - a sub-power to his charm. It would explain why he’s loved by so many, it’s because he can change himself into what they want to see, what they truly love. It’s never just him.

Don’t get be wrong, he enjoys the attention. That doesn’t mean it won’t low-key destroy him on the inside. He knows that due to this ‘gift’ the people around him don’t love him for him, it’s what he becomes that they want.

As an angel he never had to do this, people loved him for who he was - it was pure and real. In the devildom, the attention he receives is superficial. A shell of what was and what he longs to receive again.

#why do I do this to myself #hey here’s a fun idea - let’s cry #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me thoughts #obey me asmodeus

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Okay so can we all agree that pride month was created exclusively to celebrate Lucifer and his very homoerotic relationship to Diavolo

Its either the month was created because of them or their relationship was inspired by it there’s no in between

#no i will not take constructive criticism on this #obey me lucifer #obey me thoughts #obey me shall we date #Obey me #obey me diavolo

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Whenever I think of Lilith I like to think that, hair and eye wise, she looks exactly like Satan

When Lucifer popped him out, Satans appearance held resemblance what he and his brothers lost and although no body really talks about it, I’m sure Satan holds some resentment against Lucifer for this, later believing himself to be a stand in or replacement, even if that’s far from the truth.

it would also tie in with the theory of grief mixing with wrath, Satans existence is born from unbearable grief and his appearance matches that in every way, explaining why the first thing Satan ever did was cry.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me thoughts #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me swd

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I have just started playing stardew valley and I’ve immediately fallen for Sebastian, however, his character seemed oddly familiar and I couldn’t get it out of my mind until just now

This emo but soft boy recluse is exactly like

Please excuse me while I shut down, I was not prepared for my preferences to be tested so early in the morning

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me thoughts #obey me belphegor #i think he's alright #but a part of me just doesn't like him #he's the type of person who would get a handshake as a goodbye instead of a hug #still gonna marry Sebastian tho

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Satan exclusively uses the cat emojis, not just because he likes them but also because Lucifer hates them:

Lucifer: use regular emojis or none at all

Satan: 😺😽😸🙀😹😿😻😾😼🖕

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me lucifer #obey me thoughts #obey me satan

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Stay strong our big tiddy king bf will come home one day 😪✊

Diavolo outright refused to come home and I got 2 of Lucifer

I’m sure he’s trying to tell me something but I’m stupid so imma keep on trying to get my mansus

I am very appreciative of this tho💕

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Apart from the sideways hat this outfit seems to be relatively normal (yes I am classing cat ears as relatively normal, the man had to stay on brand)

I hope this means he’s finally learning how to dress himself!!!!

Diavolo outright refused to come home and I got 2 of Lucifer

I’m sure he’s trying to tell me something but I’m stupid so imma keep on trying to get my mansus

I am very appreciative of this tho💕

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me thoughts #obey me satan #proud of angry boy #your doing great sweetie

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Diavolo outright refused to come home and I got 2 of Lucifer

I’m sure he’s trying to tell me something but I’m stupid so imma keep on trying to get my mansus

I am very appreciative of this tho💕

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me lucifer #obey me thoughts #he’s great it’s just #big tiddies king bf

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please consider. mammon being the main sibling who raised satan. satan has just spawned into existence, everyone’s still grieving. lucifer has fully immersed himself in his work. levi is in self isolation under the sea. asmo is indulging in his sin to cope. beel and belph are inconsolable.  mammon is hurting too but he hates sitting around moping. so who better to look after a tiny ball of rage. he has the most amount of patience and doesn’t lash out when things get physical. not the best at raising a kid but he’s trying. (( asmo eventually comes around to help too once he’s confident his hair wont get ripped out.))

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heart locket for satan💖

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I’ve finished the presentation and I can’t wait to show anyone and everyone who will listen

It’s beautiful and the only thing I shall talk about for the next year

Instead of writing a new chapter for my WIP, I’m creating a presentation on how Chad and Ryan from highschool musical we’re in love. Using the swapped clothes image that was circling around a while ago.

I kind of want to show my arguments to people, as an English literature student I’m pretty proud of my analysis on the song ‘I don’t dance’

It’s pretty rediculous but it makes me want to do the same kind of thing for obey me characters and their own crackships lol

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As if she didn’t love him already...

#bisexual panic??? #more like bisexual heaven #I love this so much #thank you for making this💕💕 #obey me barbatos #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28863486/chapters/72600003

Oh my...it appears as though...I have rolled out of my cave to deliver another chapter

Please enjoy and I swear I'll do better next time💕

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solmare #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me thoughts #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon

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They're premium stressballs

And we all know that's the best kid of therapy

#obey me #i believe in male tiddy supremacy