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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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*kuroo seeing someone getting attacked by a group of cats*
kuroo: idiot
[kuroo releasing its kenma]
kuroo: WAIT THATS MY IDIOT!
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: i need you to look straight into my eyes
kuroo: you know i can’t look into those beautiful eyes and be straight
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: *kicks down door and runs inside all panicked with hinata*
kuroo: what happened
hinata: NOBODY DIED
kuroo: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: have you ever seen something that is just life changing
kuroo: i saw you
kenma: now that really sweet and all but now that makes this real awkward because i found an app that can turn your friends into animals
[kenma shows kuroo photo of lev as a turkey]
kuroo:....now that is life changing
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: i have nothing to do
kuroo: there is something you could do......you could do me
kenma, in the middle of a mental breakdown: i don’t think that’s the best idea at the moment
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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hinata: kenma, what are you doing?
kenma: homework...
hinata: then why is kuroo, shirtless, under your bed?
kuroo, poping his head out from the bed: hi, i’m homework
kenma:
kenma: HoW dId YoU gEt TheRe?
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma *nervous*: kuroo, there’s something i need to tell you
kenma: i’m gay
kuroo: same
kenma: no i’m serious
kuroo, looking him straight in the eye: same
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: i’m pissed at you
kuroo: is there anything i can do to fix that?
kenma: that would probably make things worse
kuroo: okay i’ll do that
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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hinata: kenma, why are you always up so late?
kenma: sleep is for the weak.
hinata:
kuroo: cats videos. it’s because of cat videos
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: i just smiled at someone and they didn’t smile back, because of this i will be passing away.
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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his POWER ☺️☺️
this is what he deserves
absolute king 👑
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kuroo, waking kenma up at 3 in the morning: do you love me?
kenma: we’ve be fucking married for 5 years!
kuroo: yeah, but like in a friend way or.....?
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kuroo: so what’s your gay name?
kenma: my gay name??
kuroo: it’s your first name-
kenma: was that supposed to be funny
kuroo[getting down on one knee]: -and my last name
kenma: DAMM OKAY!!
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: kuroo do you wanna hang out sometime?
kuroo: let me think about it
[2 hours later]
kuroo: i’ve thought about it, and yes i will marry you
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: can you turn the lights on?
kuroo: i don’t have to, because you’re the light of my life
kenma: kuroo i literally can’t see
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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Kenma: You're giving me a sticker?
Kuroo: Not just a sticker, a sticker of a cat that says "Me-WOW."
Kenma: I'm not a preschooler.
Kuroo: Fine, I'll take it back.
Kenma: No, I earned this. Back off.
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0kenma-kozume0 · 3 years
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kenma: man, kuroo sure is hot
lev: don’t worry kenma, you’re good-looking too!
kenma: [slowly turns to face lev]
kenma: am not jealous, i am
gay!!
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