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1337banna · 11 days
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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
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1337banna · 22 days
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man
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1337banna · 26 days
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This might suck to hear, but if you're a people pleaser that is motivated by praise and avoids disagreements, you are easy to manipulate.
When I was in therapy after surviving years of domestic violence, my therapist had to tell me that my personality was primed for abuse and we needed to work on that so I would be better equipped to see the red flags and respond appropriately in the future.
I'm still working on this, and it's been 8 years. If you tell someone how you want to be treated, what behaviors you don't tolerate in your life, what you're looking for in that relationship, and they react negatively, don't compromise yourself. Just move on.
This one's for all the praise-kink girlies: differentiate, self-actualize, stay sexy
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1337banna · 28 days
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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1337banna · 1 month
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Tyl Regor threatening to cut off Nef Anyo’s balls
Clip is from https://youtu.be/6pWP1yETu9w
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1337banna · 1 month
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Do computers get heavier when you download stuff onto them?
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1337banna · 1 month
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ngl i feel bad for all these other ghost hunters talking about orbs and bad energy getting upstaged by two guys, one of whom doesn’t even believe in ghosts while the other doesn’t even WANT to see a ghost by the time he has to investigate, whose most solid piece of evidence is a ghost saying “apple tater” and an attic dj talking about spinning discs for money
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1337banna · 1 month
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1337banna · 1 month
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The ghoulies know what y’all are saying about Shane and they are deeply offended
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1337banna · 1 month
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girls when their favorite character:
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1337banna · 1 month
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i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia
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1337banna · 1 month
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1337banna · 1 month
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Please be careful when engaging with this news. The video is fucking terrifying. This is likely to be a mass casualty event. There are cars in the water.
This bridge is 1200 meters long. Even at 3:30 am, there are a lot of vehicles on it.
Fuck.
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1337banna · 1 month
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Floor Slut requires your attention
Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff
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1337banna · 1 month
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another one
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1337banna · 1 month
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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
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1337banna · 1 month
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@the-real-steven-universe-blog everytime I thought I got the jokes and they couldnt add a new gimmick in I was proven wrong. 10/10 (also the first "do it" make me jump so 11/10 for style)
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1337banna:
Idk exactly but it’s funny?
it’s beautiful 
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