Niki huffs: The adventure continues.
Niki: Join us at the pediatrican.
He smiles into the camera which quickly turns into a frown, and James doesn't look very enthusiastic either, as Nelson and Gilles run past them screaming bloody murder.
Niki chuckles: Huh the kids are a good thing after all.
Niki: You see *points camera at front desk* that lady over there *points at woman hauled up behind mountains of files and folders * Yeah, she's being awefully nice to us AND *snickers * those files weren't there when we got here.
Niki: Andrea doesn't want to open his mouth no matter what, even though he has had a sore throat for weeks.
James: *desperately trying to talk some sense into Andrea *
Chuckles from the side and Niki turns to René.
Niki: What are you laughing about? With all the cake you're eating you're up next.
Niki: Elio thinks I didn't notice that he "secretly" stole the bowl of candy from the front desk because Nigel said he was hungry.
Turns out Nigel is hitting a growth spurt.
Niki: Patrick is somewhere but I don't know where.
Niki: James is looking for him though.
Niki: I think he's scared *thinks of disney land, the train and ikea * Come to think of it.
Niki joins James in search for Patrick, who finally jumps out from behind a giant plant, almost giving James a heart attack. Good thing they're already at the doctors office.
Niki: Alain and Nelson are laughing at a poster of the male ... *whispers * If I say that right now everyone will laugh and be weird for the rest of the day.
Nelson declares proudly: Boys have penis and girls have a vagina.
James: We shouldn't have let them watch 'kindergarten cop' last night.
Niki lets out a long suffering sigh while Nelson won't stop telling everyone loudly that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
Niki: Bruno is sitting in the play area and I'm afraid what will happen once he notices that he has played with everything that is there.
Niki turns camera to his face: Boredom is your enemy I tell you.
James: Way ahead of you
He hands Bruno a tablet so he can watch spongebob, Niki nods approvingly.
A bit later:
Niki shows a sleeping Jacques who's spread out over three chairs, with his head hanging off the last one and snoring.
Niki: Seems like Riccardo also infected Jacques with the flu.
Gilles has just been called up and gets up, frowning at the magazine he's been browsing. He looks shocked once he closes it and realizes it's a magazine for teenage girls.
Niki: And before anybody asks, no we didn't forget Riccardo. We left him at home because we were just at the doctors with him a few days ago.
Niki: Don't worry Jochen is watching him.
Niki: He's still not quite over his flu. But Alain seems to be fine again.
Alain runs past yelling as Nelson chases him, threatning to draw him a mustache with a marker.
Niki: Didier was just called inside and *Didier yells something *
Niki: Excuse me.
Niki hands the camera to James and leaves to join Didier in the doctors office.
James starts filming the poster of the male and female anatomie that Nelson is now drawing on. Nelson has already succeeded in drawing the man a mustache and Alain's scribling flowers onto the woman's feet.
James sighs: I'm either gonna have to pay that or charm the front desk lady, eh? *bouncing Ayrton on his lap absendminded.*
On the way back home:
Bruno and Patrick have somehow turned to watching My Little Pony and won't stop singing the theme song.
Nigel wound up with a mustache drawn onto his face.
Didier is pissed that he's the only one getting a shot into his butt.
Jacques and Andrea are both sick as it turns out. Jacques having the flu and Andrea having tonsillitis. Nigel just has a stomach ache from gobling up all the sweets.
And Elio now also yells about boys having a penis and girls having a vagina.
Niki sighs: At least this time we didn't forget anybody *looks into rear view mirror and sees empty seat *
That sends them hurrying back to the doctor's office and it takes them half an hour until James realizes that the empty seat is due to Riccardo being at home, and that all their kids are in the VW.
James: We need a fucking vacation.
Elio yells: Fucking fucking fucking
Everyone else chimes in: Fucking fucking fucking
Niki glares at James.
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