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[1goatman1]

i just can't believe that oda fucking create sanji, a stereotypical ladies man who simps to an embarrassing degree for women while having his hackles comically raised around everyone he perceives as a man - and most notably butting heads with the more obvious ~manly man~ of the crew. haha, classic anime running gag, the kind that gets obnoxious at times but still makes you laugh.

AND THEN, like a billion chapters later, motherfucker steeples his fingers and goes "soooooooo... what makes a person Like That?"

and the answer is that he grew up in fucking Toxic Masculinity, The Kingdom. the answer is that he was always Different, in a way other guys instinctively perceived as weak, and that made him the target of visceral scorn and violence. the answer is that he was sensitive, sweet, caring, nurturing - feminine-coded traits which are only valued by patriarchy insofar that they're performed by women in service of men. the answer is that in a kingdom comprised almost entirely by violent men, the only ones who were ever kind to him, the only safety he ever had, were a girl and a woman.

so cooking is for women and servants, it makes you less of a man. only women will ever really value you for your passions and dreams. women are also actively hurt by the way the world works, they are unsafe unless they comply with men's violence, and you have to protect them.

(men will always know what you are, and they will hurt you if you let them.)

and even after he leaves... at baratie he is cherished and respected, but even that is an extremely masculine environment. we don't talk about our feelings, we don't let our guard down, the only love is tough love. when he tries to express his artistry and express himself through his cooking, rather than just filling orders and making money, he gets mocked.

so here is a man who will not raise a hand to a woman, because he rejects the masculinity he was raised with and refuses to become yet another man subjecting women to violence. he is desperate for women's attention and affection because it's SAFE, it's the only kind he can trust. other men are potential threats and must be treated as such. he must at all times be snarky, tough, Not Feminine, because to be perceived otherwise is to be powerless, to be hurt.

like y'all. the queer coding of it all? the overtly feminist themes? the active rejection of toxic masculinity and the way it's shown to be directly tied to imperialism? what the fuck.

#SO REAL. YOU GET IT. #i will defend sanji to my GRAVE.

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#prev 938??????????????????? #BRO MINES LIKE 60. HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND 900 PEOPLE TO FOLLOW. HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY PEOPLE WHOS BLOGS YOU LIKE #i am in awe

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IM ON MY KNEES IM SHAKING IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GOD IS GOOD

#OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HOLY SHIT YES..........I NEED THIS GAME #i need to finish hades 1 IM GETTING THERE doing the same thing 10 times is HARD for me #its only 10 i need to just sit down and DO IT #hades game spoilers #hades ii spoilers

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#SO TRUE i had to be nerfed

[1goatman1]

#ouuu hes so cool #i love him #i love cowboys

[1goatman1]

dudes will be like "women only date based on looks they wouldn't go for a guy who isn't conventionally attractive" meanwhile the women in question are thirsting over the ghoul from fallout bc he's cool and wears cowboy boots like looks literally have fuck all to do with it fellers

#FR #like no sir i care abt more than looks i want the raisin man from fallout #2 OF THEM EVEN. HANCOCK TOO #like im rewatching the show (already) bcus my dads watching it now and im trying so hard to be normal about ghoulie

[1goatman1]

the fallout show has done things to me

#ITS SO GOOD. IT WAS MADE JUST FOR ME. #uh spoilers ahead #NEW VEGAS OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. #i screamed and my parents thought something happened </3 #AND GHOULIE?? I LOVE HIM #i know his names cooper im calling him ghoulie because hes my guy #HES AN ASSHOLE AND ITS GREAT #dont really care for max tbh but its fine #LUCY TRAVELLING WITH GHOULIE AND DOGMEAT LETS GOOOOOOOO this is what i predicted in episode like. 2 or 3 #and the entire rest of the show i was holdin out for it AND IT HAPPENED im so happy #i dontt ship them. no. but lucy getting corrupted a little and ghoulie getting redeemed a little??? GOOD FOOD PLEASE HAPPEN #anyways. goodnight tristate area

[1goatman1]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

#god me #red hair asshole or even just a little guy and boom nobody is surprised

[1goatman1]

I call it mind eraser, no chaser at all (On permanent leave of everything) Law abiding, dick riding, fun police, leave us alone (Dulling the edge of a razor blade) What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?

#OUUUUUU GOOD COLOURS TASTY TEXTURE..... #eats this art

[1goatman1]

(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

#oh yes definitely. sorry clive but you have no chance against ryoji persona 3 #WELL. depends on. when in the timeline were talking but im assuming their both at their most powerful

[1goatman1]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#i didnt even know it was a thing #what

[1goatman1]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

#this would fix me #it would solve all my problems (it wouldnt) i would be fixed

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#tagmeowmeow..... #also prev i hate you for putting this on my dash(not rly) i can never escape my past #it follows me like a toxic ex everywhere i go

[1goatman1]

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

#OH IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS SUDDENLY #inherent tragedy hidden within the narrative my beloved #dont think i used those words right but its fine i know what i mean

[1goatman1]

i show up when it matters most and then disappear into the shadows until im needed again. call me batman

why is this twilight princess down load so god dang LONG........ rattles the bar of my enclosure LET ME BE A COOL WOLFBOY NEOW

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why is this twilight princess down load so god dang LONG........ rattles the bar of my enclosure LET ME BE A COOL WOLFBOY NEOW

[1goatman1]

#like....most of p!atd and mother mothers albums tbh