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Pranking wunk

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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Demons for ICON rpg

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Not all heroes wear capes

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Lakota Nation vs. United States (2022, Jesse Short Bull & Laura Tomaselli)

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what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?