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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

#been using libre for a while now and im not going back

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

#casting a spell

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

#my bf is sooooo superior about using Opera. wonder if thats gonna change quick when the chromium-based adblocker purge starts

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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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it's really cool how you can dedicate 20 years of your life to serving the US state dept and get murdered by a cop in one of their colonies and your government won't even mention that to avoid making the colony look bad

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

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we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

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it sucks a lot of emotional responses to distress are also emotional responses people associate with being dishonest. "ummm if you weren't lying why did you get so defensive" BECAUSE YOU ACCUSED ME OF LYING WHEN I DIDN'T..?

#youtube armchair shrinks piss me off sooooo fucking much lmao #in particular the ones who use police interrogation footage #theres just something about it that infuriates me so whenever i see literally any footage that zooms in real close to somebodys face #while cops are talking to them i just mentally check out #bc all i can hear is ''notice how they shift in their chair. notice how they took a sip of water. signs of clear guilt''

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

#my bf refuses to eat the fucking stems so anytime we go out to eat and broccoli is involved theres MORE FOR MEEEEE

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Oh my Celestia!!

Based on this Tumblr post: