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In the Victorian Era, daisies symbolised innocence, loyalty and an ability to keep things secret. Giving someone daisies can mean that your secret is safe with them.

#oh my god; I LOVE this daisy!! #so cool and frightening... #also the flowe meaning under it... the feels.... #tma

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NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

#another persons nice idea

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Be ace, be aware redraw (?) of last year's post

#Gertrude's kitty socks!!!!!! :D #tma

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The Eye: I LOVE ALL OF MY AVATARS EQUALLY

Also The Eye:

(original meme udercut)

#gfufzfhtddhd #tma

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The scene in the Magnus archives that I think shows how human Jon is compared to Elias would have to be when he burns Gerry’s page. It clearly hurts him to burn it, it hurts him to destroy all this knowledge, the same way Martin burning the statement hurt Elias. The difference between the two is that Elias hurts others to stop his own pain, Jon hurt himself to stop Gerry’s pain.

#tma

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#huihfiahghkaghnoooooo ;-; #so true; bestie! #tma

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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

#oh; that is gorgeous! #another persons nice idea

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it’s so fucking funny to me that maxwell rayner was like “heyyyyyyyy jonah, long time no see (get it?) your patron sucks and is nothing compared to mine, but when the darkness swallows us all you’re totally invited to come join me in the tender embrace of the dark!! please leave the eye for me & the dark please please pleaaaaase” like bro fr? that all-seeing twink bussy got him acting unwise

#this scene always sends me for so many reasons!! #One: He doesn't even say it himself #He gets his servant (Manuela) to say it to Jonah's employee (Gertrude) #Like some victorian courting game of telephone #Two: He get's Manuela to make a Statement to known ritual hunter Gertrude to get that point across #Simply for the drama I guess! #It's such a bad idea! #Three: He gets completely ignored and then casually and indirectly murdered like three years later #Jonah barely even thinks about him! #It's almost sad.... almost. #tma

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She’ll swipe you up your feet!

#Helen :D #I'd follow her. I trust her <3 #tma

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#....... sigh

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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hey did you know that uhh

i. the monster's body is a cultural body

ii. the monster always escapes

iii. the monster is the harbinger of category crisis

iv. the monster dwells at the gates of difference

v. the monster polices the borders of the possible

vi. fear of the monster is really a kind of desire

vii. the monster stands at the threshold… of becoming

#some musings

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I’m writing a Jon/Tim fic!!

Well it’s a fic that’s mainly about Tim going back in time and trying to save Danny from the circus and then from literally everything else. Because Danny Stoker will not stay put to literally save his own life! Things escalate quickly, shenanigans ensue and Tim is having every single crisis he can possibly have!

The Ao3 details are under the cut!

Chapters: 1/14 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Stoker & Tim Stoker, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist/Tim Stoker, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Danny Stoker, Georgie Barker/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Georgie Barker/Melanie King, Agnes Montague & Danny Stoker, Oliver Banks/Danny Stoker, Danny Stoker + Simon Fairchild Characters: Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Danny Stoker, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Georgie Barker, Simon Fairchild, Gertrude Robinson, Oliver Banks, Agnes Montague, Annabelle Cane, Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus, Gerard Keay, Tom Haan, Jane Prentiss, Melanie King, Manuela Dominguez Additional Tags: Comedy, Crack Treated Seriously, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, kind of?, For Danny at least…, Jon is still having a terrible time!, Canon typical decision-making skills, We’ll ignore the entire timeline for the sake of comedy, A lot of fun with a dash of angst, Break Up, For Georgie/Jon, Miscommunication, Tim thinks he’s in a horror movie, Jon thinks he’s in a mystery-thriller, Danny thinks he’s in a romcom, Georgie doesn’t know what this is but she wants out, Cannibalism, And other fear-related bullshitery Summary:

After the Unknowing, Tim finds himself both back in time and presented with an opportunity: With Danny still setting out for the circus he finally has the chance to not only watch but save his brother from certain doom. Or so he thinks! Turns out that keeping Danny Stoker alive is a much more difficult task than he or anyone could have imagined. And Tim will find both unlikely allies as well as very predictable enemies by trying.

#tma #The Magnus Archives #jontim #timothy stoker #danny stoker #jonathan sims #tma writing #the magnus archives fanfic

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#Danny's Comedy of Terrors... #Coming Soon! :D #DCoT

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can’t stop thinking about them

#hfsuihighghwhy #get his ass!

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dark mirror version of the "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" triad - guy who turns a blind eye to evil, guy who refuses to hear criticism of the values he upholds, and guy who refuses to speak out against that which he knows is wrong

#………… :)

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I swear to god, I have never written a character as messy as time-travel Timothy Stoker

That is probably saying something.... but boy, this man does not have his shit together!

#he is a terrible time traveler! #Still absolutely no clue what is going on #constantly a frantic mess #changes attitude about literally everything every five seconds #explains either nothing or himself so badly; that no one can understand or believe him