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394halfbloodprince · 2 months
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Severus Snape with a pet Black Dragon lizard. (2nd largest lizard in the world)
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^^not fully grown yet^^
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394halfbloodprince · 2 months
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Severus: I just want you to know that I’ll be mean to potter if you want me to be
Lily: oh, no no, it’s fine Sev
Severus: it’s really no problem I was already planning on being mean to him
Lily: that’s okay I don’t want you to do that
Severus: (-_-)
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394halfbloodprince · 3 months
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Remus: you’re so quiet
Severus: I wish you were too
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394halfbloodprince · 3 months
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Severus Snape singing ‘My Way’ by Frank Sinatra. That’s it.
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394halfbloodprince · 3 months
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Severus is terrified of toads and that’s why he hates Trevor.
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394halfbloodprince · 4 months
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“Wya?”
Severus: my limit. I’m at my freakin limit.
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394halfbloodprince · 4 months
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Now do we think Severus Snape is the type to buy everything because he grew up poor and now has money or do we think he never buys anything because he was poor?
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394halfbloodprince · 4 months
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So what type of music do yall think Severus Snape is listening to? Both canon timeline and this one. I’m curious what you guys think
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394halfbloodprince · 4 months
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Severus: life is so much easier when you’re nonchalant. Start chalanting and shit goes left
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394halfbloodprince · 7 months
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*Snape gang drunk*
Mulciber *holding a whole bush*: we got you flowers!
Severus: …
Avery: you can put it on your bedside table!
Severus: guys, that’s a fkn bush
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394halfbloodprince · 7 months
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Severus: if you’re a parent don’t leave your kids near me
Avery: …?!?!??
Bruce: …what?
Wilkes: …um
Severus: STOP! I meant like! I’m gonna teach them bad words! Not- shut up!
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394halfbloodprince · 7 months
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8 year old Severus dressed up as Batman for Halloween. Then again when he was 9, then again when he was 10, then again when he was 11. Now as a 30+ year old adult he just does it daily. Do people know he wears a long black cape/robe because of Batman? No. But he knows and that’s all that matters.
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394halfbloodprince · 7 months
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Severus Snape is a Coraline fan. I said what I said.
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394halfbloodprince · 8 months
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Severus Snape who in his free time runs a crime podcast under a different name (Prince)
Who basically tells the stories of different murders and missing cases from start to finish with every detail possible and tells his listeners at the end his own conclusions (with a disclaimer that states it’s just his theory and not fact) but the police actually listen to every one of his episodes and Snape has actually cracked several cases on his own and frequently his episodes help detectives come closer to solving cases.
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394halfbloodprince · 8 months
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Severus: I love being dramatic because why would you ever deal with any emotion in a logical way when you could have the option of absolutely losing your mind
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394halfbloodprince · 8 months
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AU Gamer/Streamer Snape
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394halfbloodprince · 8 months
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*2 year old Severus bringing a ‘potion’ of dead bugs, worms, random sticks, mud, leaves, dirt, etc. that he found outside and mixed together to his mother*
Eileen: …
Seveurs: mother don’t just stare at it. Eat it.
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