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dungeon capy... oh, dungeon capy...

#dungeon meshi

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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Excuse me?????

the fact that movie adaptations of The Three Musketeers aren’t consistently giving me crazy cat man Richelieu is honestly so outrageous I want to see - NO I DEMAND to see the Red Eminence draw up important documents and plot to destroy France’s enemies while Soumise naps in his lap and Ludoviska tries to knock ink bottles off the table!!! Wake up how are movie studios not taking this excellent opportunity to give us Richelieu lounging on an armchair in the dark and petting cats like a moustache twirling Bond villain hello??????????????????????????????????????

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there's something about nickname drift that always gets me, so it starts like this:

steph call duke a pineapple one time, duke retaliates by calling her aubergine, then he calls her eggplant, then finally just "egg", steph calls him "pine" and eventually just starts calling him different tree varieties

this culminates with duke calling on the comms "this is tree boy paging egg" (babs, who hasn't run day shift comms for a fat second has to be like uhhh come again) this is their little inside joke when its just them and eventually when they run into each other at GothU

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"ao3 is the modern day library of alexandria" no that title goes to the internet archive. ao3 is the omegaverse website. easy misconception.

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I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls

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you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing

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current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

#I'm trying not to laugh myself into a coughing fit omg

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“Pet peeve time: for the contingent out there who sneer at heroes like Superman and Wonder Woman and Captain America, those icons who still, at their core, represent selfless sacrifice for the greater good, and who justify their contempt by saying, oh, it’s so unrealistic, no one would ever be so noble… grow up. Seriously. Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it’s the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters.”

— Greg Rucka (via unicornicopia)

#For Queue and For Ruin

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

#For Queue and For Ruin

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

#I don't think we are mutuals but you seem to be getting on well with other moots so #gold star for u

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hangin out with the stepson ☀️🌧

#superman #clark kent #jason todd #dc comics #love them #also this reminds me of Jason and the three terrors by cdelphiki #recently it has had this exact vibe and is phenomenal

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NEW VERSION. :)

#shall I describe it for you or shall I find you a box #gigolas my best beloveds