well, happy birthday to me :/
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To be honest… I think a lot of people would be happy if I wasn’t here anymore.
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tumblr tuesday: ᕼOᗯ ‘ᗷOᑌT TᕼEᗰ ᔕᑎᗩKEᔕ
It’s nearly time, Tumblr. Friday is World Snake Day. We mention this only because, apparently, you really love snakes. (Except for those of you who really don’t, and to you, we say look away now or proceed with caution.) Today, we (celeb)rate all manner of snake and snake-adjacent friends who are longer than they are wide (yes, even worms).
Unsurprisingly, @omg-snakes is a blog exclusively dedicated to—get this—snakes. This baby can fit so much pizazz under those tiny pink scales. Hats off to you, sir, and your magnificent petal bed. Snakescore: 10/10.
@worm-of-the-day gets 10/10 for blog content and concept. You really nailed it. This specimen’s existential dread and thousand-yard stare get 3/10—and only because giving them some points might save us all from whatever void they’re traveling. Maybe. Just seems like the right thing to do.
@onenicebugperday is another excellent blog for curated content, this time, it’s all about the bugs. For example, this fella you see below: Are they longer than they are wide? Yes. Snakelike? Not really. Cute? You bet. 7/10.
Of course, we consulted @lowpolyanimals on the subject, and so here is a worm that may or may not be cursed. 4/10 for snakiness. 10/10 for terror.
@fimbry is another blog dedicated to the keeping and loving (and breeding—for real, check out their eggs!) of snakes. Here is one that once came from one of those eggs. His name is Trident, and he has good stripes. 10/10 and a little kiss on his shiny head.
@pencilbrony is a cryptid artist who often seems preoccupied with the nature of snakedom and what snakes would be like if they were, well, less like snakes. Here is an artistic rendering of the movement of a snake if it were shaped like a donut. Fascinating! 8/10!
@sweet-slither-friend lives with many well-dressed snakes, but Simon is the best of them. 10/10 for Simon and his tiny crown. You win, Simon. All snakes win, but you win the most.
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Red 3XL gc2b half tank 20 $
also have a rainbow 3XL gc2b half tank for 30$
paypal or cashapp c: i neeed monies for meds so i’m tryna sell asap.
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@themensroomtransshop
Were giving away not just 1 but 2 Rhino Custom Prosthetics. Want in? Heres how:
-Follow us on Tumblr or Instagram (1 entry)
-Mention us in a post on Tumblr or Instagram (1 entry)
-Order from our site! (5 entries per order)
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Red 3XL gc2b half tank 20 $
also have a rainbow 3XL gc2b half tank for 30$
paypal or cashapp c: i neeed monies for meds so i’m tryna sell asap.
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i’ve never been happier than when i’m with you my love 😍❤️
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