The opposite of “easy peasy, lemon squeezey” is “stressed depressed, lemon zest”
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Saliva is filtered blood
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If a potato and a pumpkin were combined it’d be a sweet potato
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Having jesus take the wheel is not smart because jesus never learned how to drive and cars didn’t exist when he was around
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If you say 666 fast enough it sounds like a vsco girls sksksksks
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Speed walking is the same as slow running
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Cells multiply by dividing
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Saying eighteen is the same as saying a teen
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All words are technically slang
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Surgeons save your life by stabbing you in a very special way
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Google earth is one big time machine
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When your holding babies your holding them bridal style
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What if thoughts is just us remembering certain words to form sentences
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You can’t ever stand backwards you’ll always be facing forwards no matter what
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Chairs are small tables with a backrest
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There’s a slim but likely chance that you’re on google earth
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Why was Tinker Bell surprised when she found out she was a tinker fairy? Her name has the word ‘tinker’ in it
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