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The opposite of “easy peasy, lemon squeezey” is “stressed depressed, lemon zest”

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Saliva is filtered blood

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If a potato and a pumpkin were combined it’d be a sweet potato

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Having jesus take the wheel is not smart because jesus never learned how to drive and cars didn’t exist when he was around

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If you say 666 fast enough it sounds like a vsco girls sksksksks

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Speed walking is the same as slow running

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Cells multiply by dividing

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Saying eighteen is the same as saying a teen

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All words are technically slang

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Surgeons save your life by stabbing you in a very special way

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Google earth is one big time machine

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When your holding babies your holding them bridal style

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What if thoughts is just us remembering certain words to form sentences

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You can’t ever stand backwards you’ll always be facing forwards no matter what

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Chairs are small tables with a backrest

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There’s a slim but likely chance that you’re on google earth

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Why was Tinker Bell surprised when she found out she was a tinker fairy? Her name has the word ‘tinker’ in it

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