40sbucky

[40sbucky]

steve: tony, don’t jump to conclusions.

tony: i'm jumping

tony: i've jumped

tony: i’ve landed.

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[40sbucky]

sam: just ask bucky out already. the worst he can say is "no."

steve: yeah, exactly. that would be devastating.

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[40sbucky]

bucky: *speaking russian*

steve: i know, i know.

sam: you speak russian?

steve: no. i just know the phrase, ‘you're so fucking dumb’ in every language he speaks.

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[40sbucky]

peter: remember me?

happy: are you questioning my memory or your relevance?

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[40sbucky]

loki: how many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal here? thor: ...one. one person. loki, skeptical: are you sure?

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[40sbucky]

sam at steve’s funeral: we are all gathered here today because somebody decided it was okay to go back in time which, may i add, means i now have to look after his annoying bitch old man friend.

bucky:

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[40sbucky]

steve: i actually miss being small sometimes

steve: it was nice to see bucky get so defensive over me..

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[40sbucky]

tony: i am very cool and good looking but also the absolute worst person in the room at any given moment. i will not elaborate.

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[40sbucky]

bucky: water is the solution to everything. thirsty? drink water. feel ill? drink water.

(pre-serum) steve: exactly. gotta get rid of your enemies? drown them.

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[40sbucky]

carol: this is fun, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.

fury: yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

carol: you know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

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[40sbucky]

steve: you called sam and not me?

bucky: well, when you have a crazy idea, you don't call the voice of reason.

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[40sbucky]

bucky: truth or dare

sam: truth

bucky: what’s your credit card number

sam: dare

bucky: i dare you to tell me your credit card number

[40sbucky]

nat: remember ladies, before you say or do anything, ask yourself: is this something that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the late 19th century? if the answer is yes, proceed.

[40sbucky]

nat: tony, this is a terrible idea.

tony: what are you talking about? steve agreed!

steve: no i didn’t!

tony: well, you did in my head, which is more than good enough for me.

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[40sbucky]

wanda: dear diary, wanda: my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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[40sbucky]

peter: [sneezes] tony, upstairs: bless you peter: peter: ..god?

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[40sbucky]

steve: [hugs bucky from behind]

steve: [softly plays with his hair]

steve: [whispers]

steve: interfere in one of my backalley fights again and we’re fucking done <3

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