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Aaaaaaaaa

forever thinking about these

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You set out to cause damage and you caused it 😭

hi i'd like to cause damage today :3

6 year old Peeta Mellark, very seriously, asked Mr. Everdeen for Katniss' hand in marriage when he was trading at the bakery one day.

Mr. Everdeen was absolutely chuffed about it. He thought it was the cutest thing in the world and it took everything in him to maintain a serious tone when he responded with:

"That's a really big commitment. What do you have to offer my daughter, young man?"

"I can draw real good, my cupcakes are way better than both of my brothers, and I'll always let her take the top bunk."

"Well, son. Those are all really fine and respectable offerings. But if Katniss is anything like her mother, she's going to do what she likes. But if you ever ask her, you'll have my blessing. Just make sure to lead with the top bunk, that's a major selling point."

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Fr when I was watching this, I kinda expected that the child was callum

THAT IS THE MOST MESSED UP DIVORCE EVER

The child always suffers the most…

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Gender: demigod

Sexuality: Patroclus

I have never seen a truer thing

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What is wrong with humanity?

Search for female lions with manes (because that's a real thing) and Google thinks you wanna jerk off to lionesses 🤦

#animals #lions #google #whats wrong with humanity #*screams* #maned lioness

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Finally something iliad accurate where patroclus is older than Achilles

*relieved sigh*

Sometimes he forgot the boy is a demigod

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This gives me purpose

Some TSOA headcanons because I can't sleep!

(it's 1:15 AM -_-)

Achilles, Patroclus, Automedon, Briseis, Odysseus and Diomedes are all one big friend group (Yes, no one dies).

During the wedding, Briseis was Patroclus's groomslady and Automedon was Achilles's best man.

Sometimes they would visit Odysseus in Ithaca, and Penelope would tell them stories by the fireplace while Odysseus beamed at his wife with love in his eyes.

Thetis visits Achilles like usual, and sometimes asks for Patroclus, and tries hard to hide the fact that she'd begun to care for her son's husband too.

Briseis offered to be the surrogate for Achilles and Patroclus, but they denied, because they want to adopt children.

Diomedes hosts drinking parties in his palace and invites them all — Achilles gets hella drunk and Patroclus has to hold him up; Briseis is a crazy dancer while drunk, Automedon refuses to drink and Odysseus drinks a modest amount, having light banter with Diomedes.

Achilles trained their child to aim by teaching the child to throw spears at a picture of Agammemnon (extra points if the child gets his throat).

Odysseus has Penelope's name tattooed over his heart — he would boast about it to anyone who listens.

Patroclus suffers from depression.

Penelope is a mother figure for Achilles, Patroclus, Automedon and Briseis.

Automedon has PTSD from when he saw Hector stab Patroclus (he survived, obviously).

Automedon is asexual.

Patroclus sometimes calls Achilles Pyrrha, just to see the embarassment on his face.

Achilles would take any opportunity to flex his muscles to Patroclus — he just loves seeing his husband blush.

Patroclus continues referring to himself as Chironides. He doesn't tell Chiron, but little does he know that Chiron knows it too, and secretly loves it.

Chiron sends spears to Achilles every year on his birthday.

Patroclus continued working in the field of surgery, teaching basic care to his child as well. Achilles refuses to learn though. "It's boring", "Why do I have to learn it when you are here."

And that's it! Feel free to add more headcanons :)

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So he eventually grew out of the bowl cut?

36 years later, 2022

Extra doodle and headcanon:

Been thinking about Mike and Will getting married on impulse in 2021 because when they wanted to get married during their 20s, they couldn’t, and by the time it got decriminalised, they just didn’t care enough. They were basically married anyway. But on Will’s 50th birthday, he just looks at Mike, who cooked him an elaborate birthday dinner and goes “I want to be married to you.” And Mike (being Mike) immediately says “Let’s do it. Next week.” And the rest is history.

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Istg the young royals trailer is so fucking intense I feel like I will die from emotional overload

#someone save me #young royals s2 #young royals #wille x simon #i love them so much 😭😭😭 #my children #wilmon

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Okay but like, if you ignore the backstory, history, relationship dynamics etc, byler is literally just the younger version of steddie???!?!

#steddie #stranger things #will byers #will byers x mike wheeler #eddie munson #mike wheeler #ronance #stranger things 4 #el #byler

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I'm not crying you are

As Achilles charged into battle a deafening shrill left his mouth. One that would rattle the living and raise the dead. One that even the God’s above heard, so when Chiron heard the cry, deep down he’d known that he’d lost his best two students.

#chiron #chironides

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the entire stranger things fandom is in shambles 😭😭 eddie stans coming up with theories on how he could come back, byler stans collecting crumbs from volume 2 trying to cling onto hope, will stans demanding he deserves better, mike stans fighting for their lives right now, robin stans upset that they may never see her in a relationship, nancy stans hating she’s been reduced to trying to choose between two boys, steve stans wanting him to move on from nancy, max stans don’t even know if they should grieve or not, jonathan stans just wanting more for his character, lucas stans devastated over the trauma he’s been through and wanting him to have a better storyline, dustin stans upset he had to witness eddie’s death, erica stans wanting there to be more to her character than sassy one-liners, lumax stans grieving and clinging to hope, steddie stans grieving, ronance stans praying to a higher power for there to be a chance despite witnessing the hell everyone else has been through, elmax stans grieving and clinging to hope, mileven stans living their best life, eleven stans feeling bad for all the trauma she’s been through, vecna stans horny and grieving, argyle stans wishing he could’ve added more to the storyline than just being high, joyce stans living their best life, hopper stans living their best life, jopper stans living their best life, murray stans thanking god he made it out of russia alive, enzo stans horny and happy he didn’t get killed off, mindflayer stans questioning if the mindflayer is vecna or vecna just created it or both, duffer brothers stans nonexistent… the shift in the energy compared to 48 hours ago is insane 😭😭😭

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Can we all just agree that vol. 2 was shit?

#stranger things #byler #ronance #eddie munson #they did us dirty #wtf #will byers

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Okay okay listen.

What if Mike gets vecna'd and it's not a song that rescues him. It's Will's voice. He's talking to him while he's in that trance and that's what saves him.

Like, a parallel scene like Max's, but instead of the song it's Will talking to him?

#byler #byler better be canon #mike wheeler #will byers x mike wheeler #will byers #vecna stranger things #stanger things #headcanon #ronance #max mayfield #running up that hill

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Holy fuck sapphic vampire x vampire hunter thriller romance!!!

#sapphism #sapphic #lgbtq #first kill #lesbian #netflix #wlw

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It's our time of the year bitches!!!

#pride month #lgbtq

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Warning: you are going to come out of it emotionally damaged and scarred for life

books should have trigger warnings

#tsoa