Summary: You know how much he yearns to touch and be touched, even though he’s too afraid to ask for it. You make it your mission to give him all the affection he deserves.
The thought of being in Calum’s mirror selfie’s is like killing me softly.
Whenever he wants to take one, he calls out for you if you’re around. When you call back out to him about what’s going on, he tells you he’s gonna take a picture really quickly. So you come sliding in, arms wrapping around his stomach and your peek your head out from his shoulders/bicep/arm. Your smile is tiny, but having you in those mirror selfies makes Calum smile a little bit bigger.
Sometimes you stay buried in his back. Other times you poke your head out framed by his armpit or you lean your head against his arm. But no matter the pose, Calum’s just so happy to have you there.
And you’re happy to be included. He’d, after years of dating, do a photo dump of all your mirror selfies together of the two of you throughout the years. All the hairstyle changes, and wardrobe developments would be documented. At award shows, Calum would tug you into the men’s or gender neutral bathroom and you’d stand behind him dressed to the nines, arms encasing his stomach and he’d love you tucking into him and smiling gently as he angle and captures the tender moment.
There would never ever be a moment better than the feeling of you close. Whenever he misses you, because he’s working, or you’re at work, or he’s on tour, he’d always go back to his album with all your mirror selfies and remember what it feels like to be home in your arms.
Your family are making you, huh? Or maybe you just have really high hopes. Either way you seem really highstrung I'd offer you this coffee but I'm afraid your heart will give out under the stress. You were probably that kid who always thought they were failing while never dipping. You got praised for your intellect as a kid and now it's your defining personality trait, you crave that praise and acknowledgement again. Probably a little too interested in the dissection lessons or you wanted to be a mad scientist. Ngl you kinda scare and intimidate me. You're probably the person taking up the shared fridge with their carrots and humus, you know too much not to take care of your body. But forget that stress is also detrimental to health. Take a nap, drink some water, get some therapy it'll all be alright the end goal is still the same no matter what
I don’t enjoy how accurate this is.
My friend told me I had to publish the drunk uquiz I made so here ya go: I assign you a uni major based on vibes
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
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