when two server jokes (Farah allegedly being a vampire & Farah trying to marry my mom) collide
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hey! I really wanna join the server but the links aren't working? would it be to much to post one again?
totally!! here you go
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Purple: Pass me the enslaved potassium, Cammie.
Cammie: What?
Julia: She wants a banana.
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Rice: I just saw a guy in the lobby cry for five or so minutes and then their phone alarm went off and they just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work.
Tali: That was Kat
Kat: It’s called time management
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Farah: The way I saw it I had two options. I could either go to therapy, get professional help, and work on bettering my life or I could give myself bangs.
Kiki: So you choose bangs...
Farah: Julia liked them.
Kiki: Julia’s a liar.
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Abby: I hate when people say “So tell me about yourself”
Abby: What do you want to know? My trauma or my favourite colour?
Abby: Be specific
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Julia: *Sends an Absolutely Massive paragraph about Rachel into the team group chat at 2 am*
Emma: I’m not reading that paragraph so I’m just going to call you a simp for comedic effect
Emma: Simp
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Anna: it’s so exhausting being this hot, sexy, gorgeous, talented, charming, kind, compassionate, courageous—
Holly: delusional
Anna: delusion— HEY
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Farah: Do you ever see yourself having kids?
Julia: I see myself having kids run away from me in fear
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Rachel: Why develop meaningful relationships with people when trees will never leaf me
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Holly: 7 million people in the earth, 0 messages in my inbox.
Kate: “7 million?”
Abby: “In” the earth…?
Tali: FREE THEM!
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Salem: do you support gay rights?
Abby: I am gay
Salem: she’s dodging the question
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Emma: wow this animal smells like shit
Emma: hey does anyone have any tomato juice
Salem: Did you just get sprayed by a skunk?
Emma: i don't know what a 'skunk' is but this gay rat made me smell like shit
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Farah: also, I love you and I treasure you and *ya bore me*
Troy: god you’re so mean. Do it more.
Farah: hope you die.
Troy: 🥵
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Brook: we need to gather some real evidence
Emma: uh, sorry, no, brook, you’re confused.
Emma: ‘evidence’ isn’t a good thing that you want
Emma: it’s a bad thing you have to destroy or you go to jail
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Troy: i’m going to hell.
Emma: probably.
Troy: i’ll pick you up?
Emma: *nodding* carpool.
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