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Vanya: I have a girlfriend now.

Klaus encouragingly: A girlfriend?

Vanya: *Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign*

Diego: Two girlfriends?!

#tua #ua #vanya hargreeves #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy netflix #umbrella academy show #tua incorrect quotes

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Judge: for the murder of 14 people how do you plead

Diego: your honor I would like to plead oopsie daisies.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy netflix #netflix umbrella academy #umbrella academy show #tua #tua incorrect quotes #hargreeves children #umbrella academy shitpost #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #diego hargreeves #ua incorrect quotes #tua shitpost #ua shitpost #tua show #the hargreeves children #funny umbrella academy #tua funny

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Allison: So, Vanya, do you have a crush on anyone?

Vanya: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Vanya: Also Sissy.

#tua #the umbrella academy #vanya hargreeves

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Five: When I was small-

Klaus: Was?

Five:

Five: *cocks gun*

#incorrect tua quotes #tua

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If I see ONE MORE fanfic with Christopher the Poor Green Cube I will personally bash my own head in with a rock. 

#tua #tua christopher #The Umbrella Academy #tua netflix #Umbrella Academy #the sparrow academy #christopher #netflix the umbrella academy

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Sissy: *does anything*

Vanya: --and my heart went O O P S

#vanya x sissy #tua s2 #tua #vanya hargreeves #umbrella academy vanya #tua vanya #tua sissy #The Umbrella Academy #incorrect tua quotes #tua incorrect quotes #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #ua incorrect quotes #umbrella academy shitpost #tua shitpost #tua funny #funny umbrella academy #source: tik tok #the hargreeves #the hargreeves children #Hargreeves children

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can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY

#you love to see it #but actually #what an exciting story to tell your children #tua #Umbrella Academy #tua spoilers

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Luther: how would you guys describe Five?

Vanya: he’s clever, brave, resourceful—

Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.

#tua #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #tua number five #umbrella academy show #tua show #umbrella academy shitpost #tua shitpost #vanya hargreeves #umbrella academy vanya #tua vanya #tua klaus #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect tua quotes #tua incorrect quotes #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #luther hargreeves #umbrella academy luther #the hargreeves children #the hargreeves #hargreeves children #five hargreeves #umbrella academy five

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#and thats the tea sis #tua #Reginald Hargreeves #umbrella academy show #tua show #tua s2 #tua netflix #umbrella academy netflix #netflix the umbrella academy #netflix umbrella academy #tua memes #tua meme #the hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy

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the cult: prophet, why are you leaving us?

klaus, sprinting with a megaphone: well, sometimes i feel i’ve got to *taps feet twice* run away

#its canon itS CANON #tua #klaus hargreeves #tua s2 #tua spoilers

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Ben: saying lmao does not hide your pain

Klaus: yeah it does lmao

#tua #ben and klaus #tua incorrect quotes

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Ah yes it’s 1:48AM, time to yell about the audacity of Reginald Hargreeve’s existence

#tua #tua netflix #umbrella academy netflix #netflix the umbrella academy #The Umbrella Academy #umbrella academy show #tua show #tua s2 #reginald hargreeves #Umbrella Academy

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the parasol school

#loveloveloveloveLOVE #the talent really jumped out #pogchamp #tua #tua s2 #Umbrella Academy

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someone said that luther and diego have opposite himbo energies this season which got me to making this

plus ben

i will not be taking criticism at this time

#perfect #tua spoilers #tua season two #tua #tua s2

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Klaus starting his cult:

#source: edensmidian #tua spoilers #tua season two #tua #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy show #tua show #shitpost #umbrella academy shitpost #tua shitpost #tua klaus #season 2 spoilers #umbrella academy season 2 #tua season 2

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reginald: I don't have a favorite child. I hate them all equally

#and we all hate you so #reginald hargreeves #tua #The Umbrella Academy

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the cult: speak your wise words

klaus: im never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

#tua spoilers #klaus tua #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #klaus umbrella academy #umbrella academy show #tua show