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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
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All I wish is to feel as though I’m floating in salt water every moment of my life. Lady, let this blur never lift from my eyes. Let my ears ring and cloud with the rush of my own blood and remind me that I am alive, and that I live within myself above all else. I am my scattered thoughts. I am this fog. I am the light refracting through it. That is all.
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i love you consistent meals i love you steady blood sugar i love you little snacks i love you non-diet foods i love you full-fat yogurt i love you sugary drinks i love you intuitive eating i love you full stomach i love you breaking free from diet culture i love you body that just wants to keep me alive
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There is a part of me that will never fully comprehend that I am happier at a heavier weight. I love myself and how I look so much more now!! And somehow that is impossible for me to reconcile with my entire mindset from the past forever !! But it’s true !! I’m so pretty!! And I eat enough everyday !! It turns out the two aren’t mutually exclusive!!!
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before any tone deaf liberals from blue states start with the whole “you get what you voted for” bullshit, maybe take a second to consider that we watched voter suppression happen in real time in harris county.
harris county, the county with the largest population in texas and the 4th largest population in the united states, where they:
- had problems with polling places not opening up as early as they should, some not letting people in until as late as 11 am
- had voting machines just not working at all
- were granted extra time to vote by the texas supreme court to combat these issues mentioned earlier only for the votes cast in that extra time to not be counted
it’s hard to “get what you voted for” when your vote doesn’t even matter because the people in control don’t want you to even vote in the first place
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me: percy jackson has done so much already, literally saved the world TWICE, he deserves rest
rick: new percy book aaay
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How am I just now finding out that people don’t like Annabeth 😭😭?? She’s been one of my favorite characters forever and I’ve shipped percabeth since the third grade ?? I’m literally 19 and just found out people think the ship/her are problematic lmao </33
Still love them tho,, antis’ points are not making sense to me lol
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The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.
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If you like hayloft by mother mother please read Dark Places by Gillian Flynn IMMEDIATELY
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sometimes i come home and wash my hands and see myself in the mirror and go ah, i can really see how i might be loveable. then i wash some dishes or something
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Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.
Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.
Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.
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(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
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god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything
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sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company
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Flirting with girls like. I made cookies, do you want me to bring you some ?? That’s such a good color on you omgggg!! I can do your eyeshadow if you want !! :) can I make you a playlist? I know you don’t have Spotify but I’ll type it out!! Omgg do you have a tik tok ?? Can I send you videos that remind me of you ?? 💕 and 🥰 and 💔 and ily but platonically and I’ll never know if you like me like that
Flirting with boys like. I know your favorite band. I know I’m pretty, but tell me again. Your hair is cute today :). You’re pretty. What’s your favorite color? Book? Subject? Tell me about your family. Tell me about you. What’s your favorite food? That’s easy to make, you know! No really, look, here’s a recipe. I’ll make it for you. :) and <3 and tyy and I know you like me but I’ll make you tell me anyway.
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girlie you can't give up you don't have the mansion with a secret library yet
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the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach
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