Judd: Tk isn’t answering calls
Carlos: allow me (calls Tk)
Marjan: I tried six times, what makes you think-
Tk: (on the phone) hey babe
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Buck: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Eddie: you’re hazard to society
Hen: and a coward. Do twenty.
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(Buck dies in a game with ships)
Eddie: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it’s a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong, showing no mercy as no mercy was to us.The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive a glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Chim: Legend has it that Buck still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drink.
Buck: Of course I do.
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Eddie: There’s no way he likes me back
Hen: Buck would himself in front of a moving car for you and chris
Eddie: Buck would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun
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Eddie: Where are you going?
Buck: To get myself a gift because somebody didn’t get me one
Eddie: I told you I did! It’s coming friday!
Bobby,Chim, and Hen: watching them knowing Eddie got Buck a ring
while eating popcorn
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Bobby: We’re having a baby
Buck: oh congratu-
Athena: (slamming adoption papers onto the table) It’s you, sign here.
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Eddie: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Buck: Okay, but in my defence Hen bet me 50 cents, I couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Eddie: That’s not what I wanted to - You drank Shampoo?!
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Owen: I know you snuck out last night, Tk
Marjan: play dumb
Tk: who’s Tk
Marjan: not that dumb?!
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Chim: I dare you
Eddie: Buck is not allowed to accept dares anymore
Chim: Why not?
Buck: I have no regard for my own personal safety as some would say
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Judd: So, Who Broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Mateo: I broke it.
Judd: No, you didn’t. Tk?
Tk: Don’t look at me. Look at Marjan.
Marjan: What? I didn’t break it.
Tk: Huh. That’s weird how did you know it was broken?
Marjan: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Marjan: No, it’s not.
Paul: If it matters, probably not Nancy was the last one to use it
Nancy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap
Paul: Oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nancy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Paul!
Mateo: Alright let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Judd.
Judd: No. Who broke it?
Marjan: Judd, Carlos has been awfully quiet.
Marjan: Yeah, really!
(Little while later Judd is in Owen’s office while he’s acting captain)
Judd: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Bobby: Where’s Buck?
Chim: Doing Stuff.
Bobby: Then where’s Eddie?
Chim: Trying to stop Buck from doing the stuff
Bobby: So where’s Hen?
Chim: Stopping Eddie from stopping Buck from doing the stuff.
Bobby: If they’re doing that, why are you here and not with them?
Chim: I have to keep you distracted so you can’t stop Hen from stopping Eddie from stopping Buck from doing the stuff.
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