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The discord server did a color palette challenge 👍

#LOVE this episode LOVE this art #star wars #star wars rebels

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Crochet a Mini Earth Collection For Earth Week: 👉 https://buff.ly/40suk8J 🌏

#aw!

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

#green cat i love u

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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

#atla

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in the club doing unspeakable things

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something got fucked in these subtitles but im into it

#lord of the rings

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teaching paddling courses to kids is so much fun because without fail every class will have one or two children who are terrified to the point of tears about getting into the canoe, and every time I ask them what they’re most afraid of. I ask genuinely, “what do you think is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you today? If something horrible happens to you today, what will that thing be?”

And it’s always that the boat will capsize, that they’ll fall in, etc.

In summer courses, the answer is easy. I just walk into the water wearing my life jacket, start floating, and say “this is what it looks like when your boat capsizes and you fall in. I’m doing it right now. I fell in.”

If it’s chilly out and I don’t want to spend all day wet, I tell them, “want to know something funny? We’re going to capsize on purpose later. We have to learn how to capsize so that we know how to help ourselves when it happens on accident. Do you think we’d so something on purpose that’s dangerous? What will happen is that we will all fall in the water, and our life jackets will hold us up. I know that, because it’s my job to check your life jacket. Then we’ll all float around until we get back in our boats, and then we’ll go inside and change. The worst part of it all is that you’ll be soggy.”

This has never failed me. They always calm down, get in the boat, and end up having fun the entire time. Time and time again, the Unknown is the ultimate fear, and a little bit of patience at the start is all it takes to keep things running smoothly.

All that said, my favorite kids are the funny ones who clearly respond well to humor, so I get to tell them, “I can absolute guarantee that no one is going to drown today. I would never let that happen, because I don’t want to have to fill out the paperwork.”

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Redrawing the mermaid couple that I drew in 2019

#merpeople

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I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

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Humans being the only sentient species in the known universe to have adrenaline is such a fun but terrifying sci-fi concept. Like you've beaten the human, ripped one of its limbs off, it's missing 25% of its blood, and yet it still gets up and keeps fighting all because of a silly little chemical being produced by glands in its body.

#general rule of thumb for humans: if it doesn't kill them instantly it's survivable

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Our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” - We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

Want to see more? Check out my artwork here!

#addams family

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#WHAT

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One of my friends thought there might be a correlation here, so let's find out...

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#regular sex is already so goddamned weird #might as well throw some fangs horns tentacles etc into the mix