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a-creepy-old-guy 3 months ago
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Charles Deetz and Musical Beetlejuice dynamic
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Jump scares!!!
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Poor Adam
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Payback 馃懟馃槀
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a-creepy-old-guy 3 months ago
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Beetlejuice Tony's Performance (2019) vs Beetlejuice Return to Broadway (2022)
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a-creepy-old-guy 3 months ago
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Return of the King 馃憫
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a-creepy-old-guy 3 months ago
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鈽狅笌 oh and full disclosure it's a show about death! 鈽狅笌
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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I'll just leave this here
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beetlejuice backstage, may 2019
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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Celebration!!! 馃帀
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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beetlejuice moments that make me laugh every single time (mostly dialogue)
鈥渉ow YOU doin鈥? woah, not good! adadoodoodeedadoo da da!鈥
鈥渋f you die during today鈥檚 performance the show will not stop :-)鈥
鈥渁part from frustration pain and financial drain it鈥檚 fun !!!鈥
鈥渓ook at these jugs!鈥 (beetlejuice turns around and then looks disappointed)
the little dance they do during 鈥渨hat鈥檚 the point of having children if we鈥檙e drowning in debt鈥
鈥渕aybe 80%鈥 鈥渋鈥檇 say 78鈥
鈥渟ometimes puppet shows are sad鈥
鈥渋 mean say we are鈥ead鈥hat鈥檚鈥hat鈥檚 bad, obviously-鈥
鈥済host zombie jesuuuuuus鈥
鈥測ou don鈥檛 recognize me. i鈥檓 your father.鈥 鈥溾ad?鈥
the face barbara makes when beetlejuice gives her the femur
鈥渨e. are. invisible.鈥 (spank)
鈥渕mmmmmmYYYyyess, there鈥檚 Very Good Energy In Here鈥
鈥渉e鈥檚 my white whale鈥 鈥渋 don鈥檛 see race <3鈥
鈥渙h god delia. you erotic astronaut鈥
鈥測ou said 鈥榮top being so we-eird, i need this job鈥欌
鈥渒nock knock! who鈥檚 there? happiness-!鈥 鈥淣O鈥
鈥渋t鈥檚 just a figure of speech jesus christ adam why you gotta be so sexy鈥
鈥渨hose head is that???鈥 鈥..i don鈥檛 know..鈥
beetlejuice air-drumming during the first chorus of fright of their lives
鈥渄olly levi, matchmaker!鈥
the backup singers in fright of their lives鈥檚 entrance AND exit
barbara and adam鈥檚 little dance after they say 鈥渓et鈥檚 hide their phones!鈥
鈥渇uck brigadoon鈥
鈥渟ee you in hell! bah! i鈥檓 gone!鈥
鈥渉ey guys..? fuck you guys鈥
鈥渓et鈥檚鈥aunt this biiiiitch鈥
whatever barbara is doing during adam鈥檚 鈥渋f we wanna win back our home鈥 part
delia dab
鈥渋t says i鈥檓 warm, i鈥檓 friendly, and i think about death only a normal amount.鈥
鈥淟YDIA NO GIMME THAT! smash.鈥
鈥渨hat鈥檙e they saying?鈥 鈥渂uy more crystals鈥
鈥渁nd you have to buy a cat cause that鈥檚 your last chance to have a family鈥
鈥渨e used to make these haunted houses in the garage, but in the summer, so no one was expecting it鈥
鈥渁dam that鈥檚 not why she doesn鈥檛 like it here鈥 鈥渋 know but it鈥檚 not helping鈥
third leg
鈥渟he鈥檚 always like get a job, why is your hair purple, i should have left like your father鈥
adam and barbara possession song and dance
鈥渇ool your friends! fun at parties! i did iiiiit鈥
鈥渋 was kicked in the head by a dressage horse!鈥
鈥渁s my guru otho always says, DAYYYYYYY-O.鈥
鈥渙n behalf of delia and myself, i鈥檇 just like to say WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK OF RUM鈥
鈥渂arbara, the pig!鈥 鈥渨ho wants bacon?!鈥 鈥渘o! stop! i鈥檓 a vegan!鈥
鈥渉ello! i鈥檓 from the u.s. census bureau, time for a few Oh My God!鈥
鈥渋f i were alive i could get out of this house, meet my kind of people. yknow socially liberal but fiscally conservative.鈥
鈥渨hat, where鈥檇 i lose ya? oh, it鈥檚 not a real marriage. it鈥檚 like a green card thing! yeah, strictly business.鈥
鈥渨ho are we decapitating?鈥 鈥渂eetlejuice.鈥 鈥測ou should! he鈥檇 love that鈥
鈥渉ate is a strong word, but i鈥o not like him!鈥
鈥渨oah鈥! this is such an interesting font!鈥
鈥渁 spin your own yarn kit?!?鈥 鈥渙kay, that was not as much fun as i thought it would be鈥
鈥渂reak it.鈥 鈥*gasp*鈥
鈥測ou have a big brain.鈥 鈥測ou make it big.鈥
鈥渁nd the age gap is upsetting :D鈥
鈥滒煈廳id 馃憦you 馃憦e馃憦ven 馃憦read 馃憦the 馃憦hand馃憦book. 馃憦what 馃憦else 馃憦do 馃憦you 馃憦have 馃憦to 馃憦DO mami? you鈥檙e dead!鈥
鈥淣ietzsche was right you know, to live is to suffer, bro!鈥
juno 鈥渞unning鈥 with the walker
鈥測our mother knew this was going to happen.. i mean not this, i don鈥檛 think anyone could have predicted this-鈥
鈥渋 hid it in case that dancing football player found me. he was so fast! so much poise!鈥
鈥渨hat鈥檚 wrong sugar lumps? did you think i wasn鈥檛 coming back?鈥 鈥渋 mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me鈥
鈥渕r. juice.鈥
(i鈥檓 listing this as three separate jokes)
鈥淣OW HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE.鈥
鈥淢ISTER beetlejuice. since we met, you have PINCHED ME, GROPED ME, and HARASSED ME, sir.鈥
鈥渁nd i wanna tell you in front of all these people, that it! has! worked.鈥 (skeletons gasp) 鈥渋 want you, beetlejuice.鈥 (unbuttons collar)
鈥渟aggy old asses鈥
鈥渋 found me a wife. l鈥檆haim. to life.鈥
鈥渋 was ignored, but now i鈥檓 adored! 鈥榗ause i extorted, tortured, and lied! give it up for my underage briiiiiide!鈥
鈥渋 can鈥檛 believe some cultures think this kind of thing鈥檚 alright :/鈥
鈥淵OU.鈥 (BWAMMMMMM)
every 鈥渢his guy knows what i鈥檓 talking about鈥 but especially the last one
鈥測eah i鈥檓 a part of this too i don鈥檛 get it but i鈥檓 a part of it!!!鈥
鈥渨ell look at you! all ganging up against the mean lady from hell!鈥
鈥渃heck it out lydia! now we both got dead moms!鈥
鈥渄elilah.鈥 鈥渄elia.鈥 鈥渨e didn鈥檛 hang out much. charles-鈥
鈥淭ELLLLL MYYYY STOOOORYYYY鈥
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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it doesn't matter how good your relationship with your father is, when dead mum comes on daddy IS in denial daddy DOESNT wanna feel
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Profile pictures of the double cast for Lydia, 頇嶋倶順 Hong Na Hyun and 鞛ル鞝 Jang Min Je, for 2021 Beetlejuice, photos courtesy of CJ ENM Musical company.
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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okay but. red beetlejuice. idk why he鈥檚 just so鈥 chef鈥檚 kiss
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He's angy and a little mean,, a little nasty 馃挅鉁煒
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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Forgot I made this long ago鈥diot bastard鈥
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So he wants the perfect daughter I鈥檒l lead that lamb to slaughter, yeah, I got game I鈥檓 gonna make him say my name
鞛ル鞝 Jang Min Je as LYDIA DEETZ for 2021 Beetlejuice.
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a-creepy-old-guy 4 months ago
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sits angirly
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