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Fun ideas to make politicians actually care about environmental issues:

Call it "the war on climate change" (maybe that will catch their attention?)

Turn off their central heating/air conditioning to help inspire the thinking process

Release bees (in the parliament/UN assembly/presidential office)

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More bees

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just like it’s important that we let people embrace and be flamboyant with their gender, we must allow people to have gender be a nonimportant part of their identity. a cis woman can love being feminine and claim her womanhood loud and proud, just like another cis woman can just be ‘whatever’ about it. a trans woman can be hyperfeminine and proud, while another can just say ‘yeah i’m a woman’ without it being a gigantic deal to her. a non-binary person doesn’t have to be constantly torn up about their gender identity to be non-binary. all experiences of gender are unique and valid in their own way.

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thought of god in hymns and poems (1885) - frederick lucian hosmer

“happy twos day !!”

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happy two’s day

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it's twosday innit

#whooo

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Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

#how dare you hit luisa right on yhe head #shes under enough pressurw as it is #if she wasnt already abt to crack now she will in more ways than one #lol im so funny #heh..

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list of things that are special today-

22/2/22 (all twos)

22/02/2022 (PALINDROME)

22/2/22 on a tuesday (two-s day)

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TWOS DAY

#AGREED #HAPPY TWOSDAY

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#!!!!!! #AMAZING #10/10 #HAPPY TWOSDAY YALL

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Happy Twosday everyone!!

#twosday #very important #2/22/2022 #22/2/2022 #ITS TWOSDAY YALL #HAPPY TWOSDAY #what a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity #lmao

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We are 3 weeks into the antivaxx trucker protests in Ottawa and I really want one specific long-term outcome from all of it, and that is for antivaxxers to gain a reputation as people who will shit on your lawn. There were multiple reports way back in the first weekend of human beings leaving turds on the porches of houses that hung pro-vaccine signs or pride flags from their balconies, and while that is absolutely disgusting I so badly want to be able to use that as a comeback if someone tries to be antivaxx at me. If someone says they won't be vaccinated because it causes autism or whatever I want to be able to look them in the eye and say "do you also poop on your neighbours' lawns like a dog?" and for everyone to understand what I am referring to. When suburban white moms refuse to believe in science we should be able to turn to the absolute humiliation of being a Lawn Pooper to get them to shut up. Do you want your kids to be known as the weirdos who take dumps on porches? no? then vaccinate them.

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still so fucking weird to go from real life, where a cis man being flamboyant/effeminate/camp is judged like 70+% by how he speaks and carries himself, to online queer communities, which often seem to have no concept of male gender non-conformity that doesn’t involve wearing a skirt

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look: our neanderthal ancestors took care of the sick and disabled so if ur post-apocalyptic scenario is an excuse for eugenics, u are a bad person and literally have less compassion than a caveman

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confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

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today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling to remember something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is