hello~ I'm Naomi and I am twenty one pilots trash and I'm rly rly enthusiastic abt dogs and this is incredibly late but it didn't come up that id been tagged AAAAAAAAAAim so sorry
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Probably going to delete this.
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That just sounds a tiny bit odd :')
Can I like pay someone to come to my house and pretend to care about me for a bit
Like a prostitute but would sit on the sofa with me and eat ice cream and watch heathers
Idk I’m having a very lonely day
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Can I like pay someone to come to my house and pretend to care about me for a bit Like a prostitute but would sit on the sofa with me and eat ice cream and watch heathers Idk I'm having a very lonely day
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“Todd why is the office flooded?”
“Aesthetic.”
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ermahgerd a whole herd 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 okay i’ll stop the safari selfies
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My best friend is so attractive I may as well jump off a cliff tbh
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I love how Dan is one of the most sarcastic people ever, but show him a child and he will melt
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Last year’s Valentines Day movie was 50 Shades of Grey and this year it’s Deadpool, good to see we learn from our mistakes
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I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have bags under my eyes
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i think there’s been a mistake
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when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice
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Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
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