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[a-petite-writer]

i thought of you, while in the shower

and i thought of how nice it’d be

to have your things among my things

along the bathtub’s edge

and i imagined myself running out of soap

and using yours

and wearing you to work, and the grocery store

and i imagined that night, laying down beside you

and smelling your neck

and finding out where all my soap had gone

#i need to know who wrote this

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uh oh. the mitski lyrics are hitting a little harder than usual

#nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody #mitski

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To be a kid again

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gays be like *meet on the internet* *send a handwritten letter in morse code sealed with wax three days later*

#it’s me i’m gays #me #personal #funny #lgbt #lol #gay #lesbian #bi #sapphic #wax seal #dramatic

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remember when kaz ripped out oomen’s eye because he’d hurt inej ?? yeah thinking about that a lot today

#not to mention tossing him into the sea #six of crows #six of crows spoilers #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix

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Shadow and Bone Netflix First Look

#inej your hand in marriage please #shadow and bone #grishaverse #six of crows

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there is not a SINGLE song on the Hoodwinked soundtrack that doesn’t hit. they don’t have to go as hard as they did and YET

#those motherfuckers in the studio were like “you know what?? let’s call down the power of apollo himself for this shit #like come on. #SCHNITZEL!! the favorite treat!! for little boys and girls to eat!!! #RED IS BLUE #boingo’s song?? fucking incredible #the fact that it’s not on spotify is a fucking crime #i would listen to that shit unironically #me #personal #funny #hoodwinked #soundtrack #movie #film #red riding hood #granny puckett

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i definitely typed out a post last night that i queued but now i can’t find it anywhere so maybe i’m just going crazy

#me #personal #funny #queue

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SHADOW AND BONE STILLS SHADOW AND BONE STILLS

#I AM SO EXCITED #I HAVE BEEN WAITING #THANK YOU MS BARDUGO #I AM INDEBTED TO YOU #shadow and bone #txt

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today’s the kinda day where you listen to the killers and drink tea while looking out the window

#me #personal #the killers #tea #aesthetic #cozy #cozyplaces

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how to i explain the dumb jocks in my dorm that they’re just one step away from being a prime himbo

#like they do respect women on a very basic level but they almost voted for trump so i still have work to do #me #personal #funny #college #jocks #himbo

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stardew valley people rb in tags with:

• spouse • farm type • pet of choice • favourite non-romanceable townsperson • favourite skill (fishing, mining, farming, etc) • least favourite townsperson 

#elliott (but i may divorce him for leah) #the riverlands #dog (german shepherd named Lemon) #Robin!! #farming and mining #Caroline #stardew valley

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someone tell me why i am so torn over divorcing a fictional character in a farming game to the point where i have had dreams about this dilemma and get really upset every time i try to choose whether to stay in this FICTIONAL MARRIAGE or not

#yes this is about stardew valley #me #personal #funny #dilemma #stardew valley

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i am currently hand-writing a dramatic letter to my best friend by candlelight while my brother sings sea shanties in the shower. in short, neither of us are okay

#me #personal #funny #lol #sea shanties #candle #candlelight #dramatic #pen and ink #letters #wax seal #quarantine #song #singing

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dreamt that the malfoys had to go to one of those diversity retraining meetings and i was one of the people in charge of teaching it. it was stressful (but also a little bit funny)

#me #personal #dream #funny #harry potter #malfoy #draco malfoy #hogwarts #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy

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my old roommate is staying home this semester and i’ve been referring to the scenario as “the divorce”

no one has appreciated it thus far

#we’re still good friends don’t worry #divorce #college #roommate #roommates #dorm #me #personal #funny #lol