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It Was An Accident! - Rewrite Chapter 1

Harry and Teddy's Adventure at the Airport

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July 26th, 2011 - 11:26 PM EST [July 27th, 2011 - 4:26 AM GMT / England Time] - Somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean; First Class

“Is there anything I can get for you or your son, Lord Potter ?” simpered a young female flight attendant.

Harry heaved a sigh and lifted his head from its resting position on top of Teddy’s head. He flicked his eyes up to the grinning face of the coquettish flight attendant and then to her name tag. ‘ Amanda’; His sluggish brain supplied.

He gave another sigh and dropped his head back down while incoherently mumbling something along the lines of a “no thank you, please, for the love of Merlin, go away and let me sleep .” towards the attendant.

He waited until he heard the attendant, Amanda, reluctantly walk away and then looked down to check on the sleeping six-year-old in his lap.

After being reassured that Teddy was alright, he settled down to get some sleep, before they landed in New York.

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July 27th, 2011 - 7:48 AM EST - John F. Kennedy International Airport; Baggage Claim

Harry Potter clenched his jaw as he fought down the urge to hex the next woman or old lady who came over to him to coo over his son or question him about his family as he waited for his luggage. Instead, he took a look around the area to search for a group he and Teddy could blend in with, so the women would leave him alone. 

In his peripheral vision, Harry could see another two women making their way towards him and he panicked. He picked Teddy up and wove between the crowd of people and slid into the first group of teens he saw.

As he kept an eye on the women who were looking for them, he noticed that most of the group was surprised and were observing him and Teddy curiously. 

After a few moments, Harry relaxed and put Teddy back down, who immediately ducked behind him, shyly peering at the teens around them and mumbling a quick hello. 

Harry turned towards them and offered them a quick sheepish smile. 

“My apologies, I was trying to avoid another well-intentioned woman interrogating me about my son. I’m Hadrian and this is my son Teddy. I-”

“Stop talking like that.” interrupted the only girl in the group.

“Pardon?” ‘ What the hell? I was being polite, what’s her problem?’

Another one of the teens quickly jumped in front of her, laughing awkwardly. He was about 5’8” with floppy light brown curls and large brown doe eyes and looked to be around the same age as himself. ‘ Cute ,’ his brain traitorously thought. He quickly shook the thought off and refocused on the (cute) boy.

 “I’m so, so sorry about that. I’m sure MJ didn’t mean to be rude. I’m Peter.”

The girl, MJ , apparently, spoke up before the cute boy Peter could continue. “Actually, I did mean to be rude. Your manner of speaking. It’s completely fake. Don’t insult us by pretending to be nice, and expecting us to fall for your fake apology.” The girl had taken a few steps forward and poked him as she was speaking.

Harry took a step back, amused. He was about to speak when he noticed someone familiar walking towards the group. ‘ Is that… Harry Osborn? Merlin, I hate that we have the same name. At least I can call him Theo*. Small mercies.’

“Potter?”

Harry sniffed disdainfully. “It’s Potter-Black now, Osborn.” he sneered.

“Of course, how could I forget that you’re a few billion richer. How does it feel to be equals, Hadrian?” retorted the heir of Oscorp.

“If equals means that I’d be as big a pain in the ass as you are, Harold, then I think I’d be better off without.”

Silence. There was absolute silence in the group as they looked between the two sneering multibillionaires.

It seemed like both Harry’s were in a standoff. That neither would move unless the other would back down.

Until they heard soft giggles coming from behind Hadrian. That was the catalyst for the raucous laughter that erupted from both heirs. 

As their laughter died down, the two Harry’s shared a quick hug, and Teddy ran over to hug them both as well.

“How much do you wanna bet that the press is gonna have us in the news tomorrow, Hare-bear ?” snickered Hadrian

“That’s a fool’s bet, and you know it, Jamie** !” laughed Theo. He paused, thinking, before continuing, “How does fifty and my signed AC/DC sweatshirt sound?”

“Done” agreed Hadrian.

“Wait, wait, hold on a second! How do you guys know each other?” questioned Peter.

One of the other boys piped in with another question. “Why was that bet a fool’s bet? Is that why you’re only betting fifty dollars? Oh! I’m Ned by the way.”

Harry and Theo looked at each other, silently arguing about how would explain their meeting.

In the end, Theo sighed, and grumbled, “It’s a long story, how we met. But, it was a fool’s bet because if Jamie and I are famous in our own right, together, we’ll make the news across the country and in Europe. And we’re betting fifty-thousand, not fifty dollars Ned.”

While everyone gaped at the huge amount of money, MJ continued interrogating Hadrian.

“Why will it hit the news in Europe?” she asked.

Hadrian deadpanned, “I was knighted and awarded a Victoria Cross by the Queen for taking down a terrorist at seventeen. I’m the orphaned heir of Potter Industries who appeared out of nowhere to take over the company. I’m the eighteen-year-old multibillionaire who adopted his orphaned mutant godson. Take your pick. Anyway, I’d be surprised if the press hasn’t already found out that I’m here and aren’t waiting to mob Teddy and I at the door like the fucking vultures they are.

“If I’m not always perfect, always presentable, the press will rip me and my son and my friends back home to shreds, and take my family’s company down with it, so, I apologize if I seemed fake earlier, MJ. I’m trying to protect my only family and their legacies.” admitted Harry.

MJ listened silently, observing him. When he had finished, MJ gave him a terse nod, a silent apology, and a message that she understood why he was like that.

“I’m Michelle. You can call me MJ.”

“It was nice to meet all of you, but I’m afraid that I have to go house hunting, my friends ‘let slip’ a couple of fake addresses for me, so that I can have the chance to have a place of my own.”

“You’re not using the manor?” asked Theo, curiously.

“Gods, no! As if I want to live in the Black homes, ever. They’re creepy and give me and Teddy bad vibes. And it’s not even in the area I want to be in! I still have to finish my senior year, so my friend got me admitted to some science school in Brooklyn. Midtown something, I think. Anyway, I bought a flat-”

“He means an apartment.” piped in Theo.

“-somewhere in Queens, just to keep the press away. And I heard it’s pretty safe at night because of Spiderman. I can use all the safety I can get, with my track record.

“Anyway, I really need to get going. My pets are not going to be happy being alone for so long. Talk later, yeah?”

“Yeah, Jamie. You know where I live. Come over one of these days, even if it’s just to rant about the American education system.”

That’s a good one. I’m sure nothing can be worse than my Hogwarts years. 

  “I will, mate. Nice meeting you guys. Theo’ll give you my number, but I really gotta go. See you around!” 

Harry picks Teddy back up and jogs away.

As he leaves, he overhears Theo dramatically whine, “ I thought you all came for me… but you all ignored me for my rival! My own friends, leaving me for the next pretty face! ” and shakes his head in exasperation at his dramatic friend as he made his way to the exit.

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*Since Hadrian Potter and Harold Osborn both use Harry as a nickname, they call each other by their middle names, hence Theo and Jamie. **Same as above

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catalyst - part 2

first things first, before we get to the continuation of catalyst, we'd like to say thank you for staying patient with us, we really appreciate it!

now, to the fic!

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Monday, September 5th, 2005 - 6am

As Marie left her room, she bumped into Allegra and Claude who were getting ready to head to the cafeteria.

“Morning, guys.” yawned Marie, as she made herself her specialty coffee, lovingly named Death Brew.

“Good morning, Mars!” chirped Allegra.

“Good Morning, Mari! We wanted to ask you something,” Claude hesitated and looked towards Allegra for confirmation. “...We, that is Felix, Allan, Allegra, and I have been practicing together to start a band… but we don’t have a lead singer. After yesterday, we talked it over, and wanted to ask you if youwantedtojoinourband?”

“What?” Did she hear that right?

“Join our band?”

Allegra cut in to explain better. “Obviously, this isn’t something we would offer after knowing you for one day, but you seem like an amazing person, and we would all love to get to know you! The fact that you come with Jagged Stone as your honorary brother and are also an amazing singer is a huge plus, but really, we want to be friends with you.” Allegra rambled, nervously.

Marie was shocked. Her new dormmates were really offering something so important to them to her. And not just because of who she was, and what connections she has. Not for her money. Not for fame, and not for love. She could truly see herself being good friends with these teens in time. She shook her head to shake off the intruding thoughts of her past friends and focused back on Allegra and Claude, who were nervously waiting for her answer.

“Yes! Yes, I would love to be in your band! What’s your guys’ band name?”

By that time, the others had come out to join them and were contributing to their ever-growing list of possible band names as they left their dorm and headed to the elevators.

“What about The Catastrophe?” supplied Allan.

“...The Six?”

“...Malfortune?”

“...Heritage?”

“What about The Quantics?” Questioned Claude, absentmindedly.

The others paused.

“You might be on to something, Beauchêne…” Felix hesitated, before continuing, “Since Marie will be our Lead Singer, why don’t we call ourselves Marie and the Quantics?”

Completely shocked, Marie froze, as Allegra and Claude cheered at having found their name and pulled them all in for a group hug.

Marie looked around at her new bandmates and smiled softly. It looked like she would finally find a place she truly belonged in.

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The newly named band exits the elevator and makes its way to the cafeteria, where they’ll get their new schedules.

They joined the other tired students who were slowly trickling into the cafeteria for breakfast and sat down at a table, close to the doors, to not get trampled by the students when they rush to get to their first class of the day.

They keep up small talk while the administrator, Camille calls up students to pick up their schedules. One by one, the group picks up their schedules and shares them with each other.

Marie studies her schedule, trying to commit it to memory before she passes it to Allegra.

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Class Schedule; Year 2005-2006; Marie Olivia Wayne (Age 16) - Première Student

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday:

7am-8am: Introduction to Business & Finance (M. Pommel - Lecture Hall 3A)

8am-9am: Physics (Mme. Blanchet - Room 143)

9am-10am: Study Hall

10am-11am: Social Studies (Mlle. Lavigne - Room 112)

11am-12pm: Fashion & Design (Mlle. Bouchard - Room 264)

12pm-1pm: Lunch

1pm-2pm: Pre-Calculus (M. Corbin - Room 173)

2pm-3pm: Jewelry & Accessories I (Mme. Garcia - Room 216)

3pm-4pm: Study Hall (Optional Class on Tuesdays/Thursdays: Studio Art - M. Moreau - Room 294) (Optional Class on Mondays/Fridays: Advanced Guitar 2 - Mme. Beaumont - Room 204)

4pm-5pm: Literary Studies (Mlle. Fontaine - Room 122)

5:30pm-7pm: Physical Education (Fencing; Off-Campus @ Lycee Francois Dupont on Mondays & Fridays - M. D’Argencourt)

Wednesday & Saturday (Half-days):

7am-8am: Textiles & Fabric (Mlle. Bouchard - Room 265)

8am-9am: Voice Lessons/ Songwriting & Production (Mlle. Ferreira & M. Meyer - Room 209)

9am-10am: Study Hall

10am-11am: Fashion History (Mme. Cadieux - Lecture Hall 2C)

11am-12pm: Gymnastics (Mlle. Bassett - Gym Room C)

5:30pm-7pm: Physical Education (Fencing; Off-Campus @ Lycee Francois Dupont on Wednesdays. MMA - Mixed Martial Arts; M. Alarie & Mlle. Baudelaire on Saturdays - School Gymnasium)

*Students have 5 minutes to rotate classrooms.*

**Transportation is provided for Off-Campus classes**

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After looking at everyone else’s schedule, she found out that she shared many classes with them.

She shared Voice Lessons & Songwriting/Production with all of her dormmates. She shared Pre-Calculus with Claude, Gymnastics with Allegra, Studio Art and Social Studies with Bridgette, Intro to Business and Fencing with Felix, and Literary Studies with Allan.

They finished up their food and began heading to their new classrooms, ready to start learning.

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Monday, September 5th, 2005 - 3pm

After a, frankly, overwhelming morning, Marie Wayne was jogging to her dorm, to pick up her guitar before her next class, when she crashed into another student who had their hands full of papers, sending them both toppling to the ground and papers fluttering to the ground around them.

“Ugh,” Marie groaned, as she slowly sat up, trying to keep her head from spinning. She turned towards the student she had crashed into and saw him curiously observing her.

She jumped up and stumbled before she got her balance back, and reached out a hand to the boy who had finished picking up his scattered papers on the ground and pulled him up.

She looked up at him and their eyes met, and Marie nearly stumbled again from their intensity.

The boy was absolutely gorgeous. With breathtaking cyan eyes, silky black hair with blue tips, and a friendly, reassuring smile, Marie was near-instantly smitten.

She shook herself out of her thoughts and introduced herself.

“I’m Marie and I am so, so sorry about that. You’re not hurt, are you?”

“Don’t worry about it, I’m wasn’t hurt. I’m Luka, by the way. Where are you headed to, so distracted?”

“I’m just heading to my dorm to grab my guitar.”

“Well, Marie,” He smiled down at her, “Would you mind if I accompanied you? I’ll be heading to Mme. Beaumont’s class, too.”

“N-no,” She stuttered, “No, I don’t mind if you join me. We’re not far. It’s dorm A-21, just down the hall.”

‘Yeah,’ Marie thought, as she walked to her next class with Luka, 'This is going to be a great fresh start for me.'

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Teaser - Part 1 / Uniform sketch - Part 2 (here) - Part 3 (COMING SOON)

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catalyst update!!

hey all! the next update of catalyst will be uploaded soon. keep an eye out!

sorry for the long wait

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Accidents! (Rewrite) Masterlist

It Was An Accident! (Rewrite) - (Harry Potter x MCU)

Summary:

Harry Potter. Billionaire. Lord. Hero. Entrepreneur. Genius. Adoptive Father of One Teddy Lupin. Wizard

Peter Parker. Scientist. Hero. Heir to SI. Genius. Friend to Surprisingly Many Billionaires. (Cryptid???) Spiderman

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When Hadrian Potter-Black decides to move himself and his son Teddy to New York, he didn't expect to discover new friends, rivals, drama, sinister plots, and twenty different kinds of chaos.

Will New York survive the Boy-Who-Lived and his new friends?

REWRITE

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summary & cover art

prequel

chapter 1

Interlude #1: Hadrian (5/20/22)

chapter 2

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It Was An Accident! - (Rewrite)

Preface

July 27th, 2011 - 4:26 AM (GMT / England Time) - London Heathrow Airport

Eighteen-year-old Lord Hadrian “Harry” James Potter-Black was exhausted. And furious. Of course, he didn’t show his fury, for not wanting to scare his recently acquired six-year-old godson-turned-adopted-son who was sleepily being carried on his hip.

Which brings us to the questions, why was Harry Potter so tired, and why Harry Potter and his son were in an airport at four-thirty in the morning. Well… they were leaving Britain. Hadrian and his godson new son Theodore “Teddy” Lupin-Potter were famous. Like, known globally, in both magical and mundane worlds famous. But we’ll get to that later. Right now, Harry was done with Magical Britain.

He had done everything they had wanted of him.

Defeat Voldemort? - Check

Rebuild Hogwarts? - Check

Overthrow the Ministry of Magic and Rebuild it from scratch with the help of Dumbledore’s Army? - Not exactly asked for, but still completed because the old Ministry was filled with fucking incompetent fools.

Take his place as CEO-In-Training of Potter Industries? - Again, not really asked for, but he can be selfish for once.

Receive a Victoria Cross and be Knighted by the Queen? - Well, you can’t exactly say, ‘Oh, no thank you, your majesty. I don’t want to have this fucking country’s highest fucking honor. All I want to do is leave this fucking country with my son and never return, no offense meant to you, your excellency, of course.

But this?

Ha! This takes the fucking cake.

The Ministry that HE (with the help of his friends, of course) rebuilt from the ashes of their predecessors dared to tell HIM that HE was obligated to marry a coincidentally Pureblood wife and produce heirs?

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Nope. He’s getting the hell out of England before he’s ‘forced’ to marry a woman he doesn’t want to marry.

That is why Hadrian Potter, the youngest ever recipient of the Victoria Cross was in an Airport at four-thirty in the morning, boarding a plane to New York, in America.

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hey everyone! while you guys wait for the rewrite of It Was An Accident! and the next chapter of Catalyst one of our admins, Lina, have decided to gift you with an amazing picrew made collectively by Lina, Tine, Veta, and me, Em of our takes on teenage Bruce and Marie (Marinette) Wayne

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catalyst - Miraculous Ladybug x DCU

Bruce Wayne and Marie Wayne.

Black Cat Marie Wayne and Batman Bruce Wayne.

Paris and Gotham.

Magic and Villains and Heroes Vigilantes.

But first Marie has to survive high school in an emotionally hostage Paris.

Need I say more?

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teaser

part 1

part 1 uniform sketch

part 2 - (coming soon)

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This fic is going under a rewrite, and will no longer be updated on this masterpost. We hope to have our rewrite up soon. Thanks for your patience!

Accidents! Masterlist

It Was An Accident! - Harry Potter x Peter Parker

Harry Potter and Peter Parker. Two heroes living in the same apartment building. Obviously, chaos ensues.

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summary & cover art

prequel

chapter 1 - the meeting

chapter 2 - the explanations (coming soon)

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Authors Note / Rewrite Notice for It Was An Accident!

Hey everyone, it has recently come to our attention that It Was An Accident! had some flaws. Looking over our notes and plotline, we can say that in the beginning, we didn't really have an ending planned. We have decided to partially rewrite It Was An Accident! While a lot of what was written will stay the same, there will be some big modifications, such as the ages of our protagonists, and some of the characters' OOC-ness. We'd like to give a big thank you to everyone who gave our story kudos and/or reviewed with an especially big thank you to the tumblr user @whycanttheybereal and the ao3 user fuzzybooks for helping us!

Thank you for reading It Was An Accident!

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at least I only died by dehydration... 🤷‍♀️

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merry christmas, everyone!! we hope you have an amazing day and an amazing rest of your holidays! 🎄🎄

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save what has been lost (bring back what once was mine) - Teaser

Date & Time: August 3rd, 2003; 4am Location: Ottery St. Catchpole, Devon, England

“Harry! Hermione! They’re here! Run!” screamed Ron.

Death Eaters had arrived at the Burrow with a Ward Master who was in their employ and shattered the wards that the Weasleys had so painstakingly built to protect themselves.

Harry jumped up from his bed, where he was reading a new tome on defensive magic, and activated the alarm that would alert the rest of the house of the impending attack. He simultaneously awoke Hermione and summoned all his and Hermione things in the house and quickly guided them into a bottomless trunk.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron worked in tandem to make their way out of the Burrow and past the Death Eaters so they could escape until one of the more reckless Death Eaters unleashed Fiendfyre on the Burrow, trapping Molly, Charlie, and Ginny in the inferno while the rest of them got out of the flaming house and engaged into duels with the Death Eaters.

One by one, the others fell, even as the last members of the Order of the Phoenix appeared to help fend off the attack.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione ran past the anti-apparition and portkey wards and grabbed onto their amulets, which doubled as protection and emergency portkeys, and yelled: “Portus!”. The last thing they saw before being whisked away was an acid green light heading straight for Ron.

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#if someone tells me this is not canon, I might cry

Can we just talk about Bruce Wayne and how he was a terror as a child/teen

He lots a shack on fire

He set his teachers lawn on fire

He was expelled

He pulled up on a kid at his own house and beat his ass with a watch

And probably so much more, because in a lot of headcannons he gets into fights at school, and genuinely being a terror

Then this guy disappears for a few years and come back as a happy bumbling idiot

I feel like when he returned he told everyone he found god or something and spent his time on doing missionary work

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