Regulus: Bellatrix, where are you going?
Bellatrix: I’m gonna maim a man or get a smoothie, I’ll decide on the way.
Regulus: Have fun.
dumbledore: i play jazz for fawkes sometimes
dumbledore: he fucking hates it
tried using a different brush for line art and I really vibe with it :)
Sirius: How the fuck do some gay people dress horribly?
James: I-
Sirius: Bitch you were in the closet for HOW LONG and you can’t even match colors? You’re ruining our aesthetic.
Ravenclaw: Honestly, Hufflepuff, do you even know the ABCs of healing?
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: A.
Hufflepuff: Bone.
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: Coming out of the skin is very bad.
the hp books would’ve been so much better if ron was allowed to swear.
oh, what would I give to read ron telling malfoy to f*ck off.
dumbledore: i am gonna create a chosen one that is so traumatised
dumbledore: i just want to say a few words before the start of the school year
dumbledore: you’re all fucked, have fun!
harry: hey ginny, what have you got there?
ginny: A KNIFE!
harry: sounds about right
having a fight with a basilisk call that a battlesnake
who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”Me.
Feed Me The Pain Salt
@ me when I got a fukcing acid burn on my tounge from sour candy and proceeded to eat the rest of it
Hermione: You’re doing this amazing thing
Hermione: It’s called:
Hermione: ✨Testing my patience✨
walk into the ravenclaw common room at 3am and there’s five people standing in a circle wearing gas masks pouring glowing green sludge into a cauldron while another one nods frantically and scribbles notes
harry: ok here’s my big plan
harry: we fight voldemort
harry: and we win
harry: so long as we stick to that, everything will be fine
neville: *kills nagini*
voldemort: sir that’s my emotional support horcrux