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Miles: For all intents and purposes, I am functionally biliterate.

Kay: And I'm functionally illiterate! The perfect duo!

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Day 1 (Monday, June 14th, 2021): Firsts

There’s a first time for everything: first meeting, first kiss, first date, among a thousand other “firsts.” Start off the week by capturing a first, big or small, in Klavier Gavin and Apollo Justice’s relationship.

Day 2 (Tuesday, June 15th, 2021): Flowers

Roses are red, violets are blue — this poem is clich��, but it’s flowers for Day 2. Flower Shop AU? Flower bouquet? How about sunflowers? Or perhaps something more elegant?

Day 3 (Wednesday, June 16th, 2021): Protection

There’s a lot of hurt in this world, and Klavier and Apollo have felt their fair share. How do they cope with it? How do they shield each other? What protections are in place?

Day 4 (Thursday, June 17th, 2021): Cooking

Whip up something delicious (or, er, maybe not so delicious) for Day 4. Is it a cooking date or a cooking disaster? You get to decide how sweet or sour it tastes.

Day 5 (Friday, June 18th, 2021): Parallels

Prosecutor and defense attorney. Introverted and extroverted. Rockstar and… not a rockstar. Klavier and Apollo are different from each other — but there’s also a lot that they share in common. Look for the parallels.

Day 6 (Saturday, June 19th, 2021): Sleep

It’s Day 6, and by now, you’re probably exhausted. Wind down with a nap, or get ready for a good night’s rest. Or, perhaps you’re staring down a bout of insomnia. (We’re still talking about Klavier and Apollo here, right?)

Day 7 (Sunday, June 20th, 2021): Catharsis

catharthsis (n.): a purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension; the process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from, strong or repressed emotions.

Use the hashtag #KlapolloWeek2021 so we can archive your work on this blog! Check the Archive Criteria page to read the requirements for archival and see our FAQ.

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I return from the grave to present Hanahaki disease klapollo. Enjoy!

(Things got hectic, got sick, lots of tests, finals coming up soon. Once break hits I should be able to get things out again. Sorry for the delay everyone)

“Why didn’t you tell me, Herr Forehead?”

“I didn’t want you to know.”

I might make more Hanahaki disease fan art, might make a Hanahaki disease fanfic, who knows. I’m just enjoying this troupe. Hope you guys enjoy though.

#blood #millicent dagworth #not a qoute #klapollo #hanahaki #ace attorney #apollo justice #apollo ace attorney #klavier gavin #ace attorney klavier #klavier x apollo #hanahaki disease #flowers are black eye susan’s and bittersweet

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If you all are wondering where the quotes have been-

It's test season. And all my classes pretty much have their tests right on top of each other so I've been having to study non stop. They should be back up by next week though, as my last test is this Friday. So there is good news

#not a quote #millicent dagworth #I hate test season #it's not fun for me #especially the gd stress #and how badly i did on the last tests #I need to get good grades

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Edgeworth *spitting out his tea*: This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Trucy: Papa, that's what all tea is.

Edgeworth: How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!

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Maya, drops her burger: My burger!! It was innocent...!

Phoenix: ...... Maya, are you-

Maya: SHHH! I must grieve!

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Wendy: He is the bravest, most intelligent man I have ever known!

Trucy: Statistically speaking, that says more about you than it does him

Wendy: YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?! I'LL THROWN DOWN WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

#ace attorney #ace attorney funny #ace attorney incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wendy oldbag #Trucy Wright

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Franziska: Are you going to stop giving me shit or can we figure a way out of here?

Miles: Oh, don't think I can't do both. I am QUITE the multitasker

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Phoenix: My first thought was why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?

Phoenix: My second thought was- Oh shit, window

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Lang: He would use a child as bait to lure me out

Kay: Mr. Edgeworth would never do something like that!

Miles: No, he's right, I totally did

Kay, shin kick:

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Manfred: I will not be mocked in such a manor!!

Miles: Well how would you like me to mock you? I take requests

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Miles: I've got good news.

Miles: Ya see, there's no need to wonder where your god is!

Miles: Cause he's right here!

Miles, holds up an updated autopsy report: And he's fresh out of mercy.

#ace attorney #ace attorney funny #incorrect quotes #ace attorney incorrect quotes #miles edgeworth #Okay but Miles makes a great SAO abridged Kirito #You can't tell me otherwise

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Maya and Miles, geeking out about Super Samurai:

Phoenix: Can you just

Phoenix: Stab me in the gut?

Phoenix: And really twist it in there. Cause that seems lest painful than this conversation

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Phoenix: Allow me to indulge myself in what every defense attorney has wanted to say to their prosecutor or judge.

Phoenix, clears his throat:

Phoenix, flips the bird: FUCK ALL Y'ALL

#ace attorney #ace attorney funny #incorrect quotes #ace attorney incorrect quotes #phoenix wright #Simon blackquill for Taka attacking people #The whip #The beads #The HOT COFFEE #The Judge doing NOTHING #Miles was the one good one #He was just a dick

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Please feel free to check me out! I’m really excited about how these stories are turning out and would love to hear what you guys think about them!

So! If anyone is interested in some original writing, feel free to check out my Archive of Our Own profile! I don’t just have original writing posted, I have fanfics as well! (Mostly Ace Attorney ngl) I’m also currently working on some fanfics (EE Swap!Au and Bad End Dual Destinies au), so keep an eye out for that as well!

Some of the original writing I’m proud of are two called Changeling’s Rise and Spirit of the Forest! 

Spirit of the Forest is the first in the series called Wild Spirits Chronicles. It’s centers around a girl named Romelia who was raised in a forest by a herd of deer and an ex assassin named Cyri. I am currently working on the next book in the series and I do hope I’ll be able to finish it before next year. (It is rated Teen)

Changeling’s Rise is actually rate Mature and will deal with heavy themes such as war, depression, death, and other mental problems/situations. It revolves a child, two teens, and dragons. This can be read as a stand alone, although I do want to do something with their lives for after this book ends.

I do hope that you all will enjoy my stories and I’d appreciate any feed back (Story wise or grammar!) Feel free to even send in asks about them! I’m working on character designs so it would be good practice for me!

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Phoenix: God your pathetic. I'll let the judge decide what to do with you. I don't want your stinking blood on my hands.

Manfred: R-really?

Phoenix, stabbing him: nOoOO

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Phoenix, holding Trucy up: We WOuLD LiKe TO bUy ONe CHIlD pLeaSE

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