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reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

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Sirius: I was framed for murder and we figured it out!

Peter, narrating: there's a sentence you don't hear everyday

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Lily: *tells Sirius her feelings for james* but you can't tell any one okay? Swear it on remus' life.

Sirius: ...can I swear it on Peter's life?

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remus lupin would 100% wear sandals with socks and think it’s peak fashion, sue me.

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Will: I'm going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that didn't actually happen

Nico: I'm going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crime podcast

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Nico: sorry, you're right, Percy, you're not stupid

Percy: you never said I was stupid????

Nico: not out loud

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Will: I'm going on a date

Nico: good for you

Will: good for us. I'll pick you up at 6

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Nico: sometimes when I get overwhelmed I just press the snooze button on my emotions and just deal with them later

Will:

Will: you concern me

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Ryan: you flew his best friend to set, he flew your favourite pop star to Cape town, can I make it anymore obvious?

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Snape defenders be like "He had just lost the love of his life, he was just acting on his emotions"

Well first of all he had already lost her when he called her a slur

And second of all, You know who else had lost the people they dearly loved but didn't act "on their feelings"!?

SIRIUS BLACK.

REMUS LUPIN.

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snape is the type of person to gaslight and guilt you into staying his friend and victimize himself, while at the same time complaining that no one ever wants “nice guys” like him

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Philip: aren't you gay?

Henry: this implies I've done something heterosexual. If so, I do apologize.

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Jason is the type of person who thinks queerbaiting is the correct amount of queer rep

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jason is the white boy equivalent of marmite

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Percy spelt Amsterdam with a h until he was 32

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Percy is the gay best friend, the token straight girl, and the chaotic bisexual all at the same time

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Will wears bucket hats next question