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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Boycotting (unless stated otherwise) hurts strikes. The message you're sending to corporations when you boycott isn't "support your workers or I'll stop giving you money" the message you're sending is "I don't care about your workers."

When it comes to the current strike with WGA, you can absolutely watch whatever you like. You can watch the Barbie movie, Good Omens, Oppenheimer, the PJO remake, the FNAF movie, the One Piece movie, or whatever else.

The movies and shows you want to boycott aren't out yet. If the strike continues for long enough, Hollywood could be desperate and make a movie only using AI and that's the movie you'll want to boycott.

If you don't have an alternate to piracy, that's fine, piracy is for cool kids (and if you want to know some piracy tips r/piracy is a good place to look and you can feel free to DM me because I'm more than happy to share the sites I use). But if you want to support the strike do not boycott.

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me, age five, watching dragon tales: wow i love dragons!

me, age nine, watching how to train your dragon: wow i love dragons!

me, age twelve, reading wings of fire: wow i love dragons!

me, age fourteen, watching the dragon prince: wow i love dragons!

me, age fifteen, reading eragon: wow i love dragons!

me, age nineteen, reading fourth wing: wow i lov-

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I have never had an original experience

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

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I feel like an important addition to this story is that he is 22 not 29 take that as you will.

The group of kids also reused to believe that I was 19 and still a teenager

I work with kids and it’s pretty common for them to try and guess your age. They were doing this for the coworker I was working with and they were all saying “40” “100” - you know the usual. And one kid just pipes up “No guys he looks YOUNG - He’s totally 29”. So if you ever feel old just remember that this 7 year old thinks that 29 is young

#shit post #humor #kids #age

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

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Parkner Awards Winners 2023

Fluff: “Pete, I’m Fake Drunk and Wanna Go Home” by Sarah_Sandwich

Hurt/Comfort: “For the First Time, Eye to Eye” by Sarah_Sandwich

Angst: “i wish i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

Field Trip: “Obligatory Field Trip Fic” by Dredfulhapiness

Social Media AU: “twitter beef so salty and scalding hot that it’s a well done steak” by impravidus

Post-NWH: “We’re Happy to Serve You” by ExcalibursLibrary

Non-Canon Compliant: “Lemon Boy” by Sarah_Sandwich

College and University: “The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade

Superhero Harley Keener: “it’s always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man” by i_regret_thatpersonalitytest

Identity Reveal: “Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious

Future Fic: “no one else was in the room where it happened” by LilacsAndLilies

Proposal/Marriage: “The Proposal” by impravidus

Tony Stark Involved: “Devils in the Details (but you got a friend in me)” by PeachyKeener

Soulmate: “Garden Growing” by saladbabie

Digital Art: unnamed by Darka

Physical Art: Aka Peter and Harley won’t stop flirting by Mauvera

Photo Collage: For October Parkner Week by EmmaElsa0000

New Writer: DiAngelosBae

OG Writer: @official-impravidus

Artist: @cqlementine

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This Year’s Nominations

Fic Nominations

Best in Fluff

“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent

“confessions (just for you)” by blxrryfxcxd

“(A Picture Can Say) A Thousand Words” by shipskicksandgiggles

“You’re Breathtaking” by Tea_For_One_Please

“Pete, I’m Fake Drunk and Wanna Go Home” by Sarah_Sandwich

Best in Hurt/comfort

“a rainbow doesn’t always have a pot of gold” by Scarlettpin

“She’s My Sister” by Weirdness_36

“For the First Time, Eye to Eye” by Sarah_Sandwich

Best in Angst

“Tools to Fix You” by shipskicksandgiggles

“we were all just humans” by MayWilder

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

“rise and fall of the tides” by enzhe, MayWilder

Best in Fieldtrip

“Obligatory Field Trip Fic” by Dredfulhapiness

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Social Media AU

“A Spider on the Web” by bee bark (nachtwaechterin)

“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent

“creeper, aw man” by impravidus

“twitter beef so salty and scalding hot that it’s a well done steak” by impravidus

Best in Post-No Way Home

“We’re Happy To Serve You” by ExcaliburLibrary

“After You” by WaywardKeener

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

Best in Non-canon Compliant

“Space in Your Bed” by PeachyKeener

“we were all just humans” by MayWilder

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

“Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious

“Lemon Boy” by Sarah_Sandwich

Best in College/University

“Too busy being yours” by everythingisconnected

“Or Whatever” by shipskicksandgiggles

“The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade

“i wish that i was homeward bound” by thompsborn

Best in Superhero Harley Keener

“it’s always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man” by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz

“saving peter” by thompsborn

“Parkner Meets Miraculous Ladybug Tropes” by impravidus

Best in Identity Reveal

“Spider At Home (ah-ah)” by the_oncoming_stormageddon

“Simply the Best” by impravidus

“As You Wish” by Superstitious

“Tennessee Whiskey” by Superstitious

Best in Future Fics

“Head in the Stars” by shipskicksandgiggles

“not done yet” by thompsborn

“no one else was in the room where it happened” by LilacsAndLilies

Best in Proposal/Marriage

“The Proposal” by impravidus

“Stuck in the Middle” by impravidus

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Tony Stark Involved

“The Hottie Across the Hall” by coconutknightshade

“Potato Gun Mechanics” by hisfirstnamesagent

“Devils in the Details (but you got a friend in me)” by PeachyKeener

“Well, this is awkward” by Saturning

Best in Soulmates

“Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions” by sammiespider

“Garden Growing” by saladbabie

“promises, promises, promises” by MayWilder

“Skin-Deep” by m4xw3ll

Art Nominations

Best in Digital Art

Harley Keener Introduced At CEO of SI by TEDDY

"Laddie & Spidey !!" by cqlementine

Unnamed by Darka

Best in Physical Art

Aka Peter and Harley won’t stop flirting by Mauvera

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Collage Art

For October Parkner Week by EmmaElsa0000

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Creator Nominations

Best in New Writers

Weirdness_36

DiAngelosBae

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in OG Writers

@official-impravidus

@thompsborn

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

Best in Artist

@peanuttoffee

@cqlementine

Will be open for last minute nominations during voting, provide link in other option

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We would be in a significantly better place as a people if “old” and “fat” could be neutral descriptions of fact and not seen as insults by default.

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this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

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I work with kids and it’s pretty common for them to try and guess your age. They were doing this for the coworker I was working with and they were all saying “40” “100” - you know the usual. And one kid just pipes up “No guys he looks YOUNG - He’s totally 29”. So if you ever feel old just remember that this 7 year old thinks that 29 is young

#funny #kids #working with kids #teacher #coach #29

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rewatching early season 1 colin and jamie is so wild like wow those two stupid unlikable assholes are gonna be responsible for some of the saddest most tender heartwrenching emotionally resonant moments of the entire show and they're currently calling nate a bitch

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“Women never date the nice guy” explain Pete Davidson then

#funny #shit post #snl #pete davidson