Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again
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I am today-years-old and I need another tooth out, so here's to finding out whether you can talk to your dentist about getting an alternative to the winter-soldier-agony-machine. Will report back. ✌
So I go to the dentist and the appointment I had was not the appointment that I thought I was going to have (normal maintenance vs deep clean) so i warned the dentist "hey heads up I burn through dental anesthetics super quick and also I'd like to use as little as possible because putting the dental anesthetics in my body is the most painful part of the process unless I'm having a root canal or something" and she's like "Hmm. Okay. Is it just the injection site?" and I was like "no, it will feel like burning on the opposite side of my face and in my nose and eyes and stuff." And she was like "Hmm. Do you turn really red when this happens?" And I was like "I don't know, I can't really see myself when it happens." And she was like "are you willing to experiment with this a little?" And I was like "sure, no worries" and she injected me with one anesthetic and it hurt like a motherfucker and she and the assistant both went "OOOH" and she was like "Yeah you got really red right away let's try the other," and it was the same thing and then she was like "okay I think this is the one that will work" and it hurt a little bit but it was fucking NOTHING compared to the comprehensive full stabbing burning facial pain from the others and long story short the dentist was like "You're reacting to the epinephrine in these other anesthetics," which I guess is fairly common for people who have autoimmune disorders.
So I guess this is to say: If you get spreading, burning, stabbing pain when you are being injected with local anesthetics it's not supposed to do that and you should say something.
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Texas, 2024.
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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
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here's the thing. I don't think that men and women can't be friends. I do think, however, that some men can't be friends with women. bc they are misogynists and don't see women as people. so if you as a man say men and women can't be friends I think you're telling on yourself
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I've been down a rabbithole on 9th century Anglo-Scandinavian history for the past six months, and all of this is so unbelievably accurate. 😂
And then for bonus points, ask yourself:
Why is this author so invested in making King Blorbo look good?
(The answer is usually that they're a nationalist, engaged in the project of constructing a glorious national history.)
Or, why does this author have inexplicable beef with King Blorbo?
(Could be that they're from a culture King Blorbo colonized and terorrized, and they're rightfully fed up of hearing about how cool he was; could be that King Blorbo is the one about to get colonized, and this author is priming you to feel that he had it coming.)
But, you might be saying, King Blorbo died 1100 years ago! Why does it matter whether he was good or bad? Who cares if some historian is doing some shady scholarship to retroactively polish (or tank) his reputation?
Welll, because if they get their version of history entrenched in the cultural consciousness, that is going to shape how we understand the world around us, and how we deal with the current issues that are a direct legacy of that history. That's how you get Victorian scholars cherry-picking Anglo Saxon history to build a myth of British exceptionalism, to justify British imperialism, and American right-wing personalities canonizing Lincoln and the Founding Fathers for the same damn reasons.
History isn't dead, and whenever an author clearly wants you to feel a certain way about King Blorbo, good or bad, you should be asking why it matters to them, and what the implications are if you do.
academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart
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GREMBLE HAS MADE MEAD !
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I was today years old when I learned that local anesthetic is not supposed to feel like you're being put in the winter soldier agony machine. 💀
So I go to the dentist and the appointment I had was not the appointment that I thought I was going to have (normal maintenance vs deep clean) so i warned the dentist "hey heads up I burn through dental anesthetics super quick and also I'd like to use as little as possible because putting the dental anesthetics in my body is the most painful part of the process unless I'm having a root canal or something" and she's like "Hmm. Okay. Is it just the injection site?" and I was like "no, it will feel like burning on the opposite side of my face and in my nose and eyes and stuff." And she was like "Hmm. Do you turn really red when this happens?" And I was like "I don't know, I can't really see myself when it happens." And she was like "are you willing to experiment with this a little?" And I was like "sure, no worries" and she injected me with one anesthetic and it hurt like a motherfucker and she and the assistant both went "OOOH" and she was like "Yeah you got really red right away let's try the other," and it was the same thing and then she was like "okay I think this is the one that will work" and it hurt a little bit but it was fucking NOTHING compared to the comprehensive full stabbing burning facial pain from the others and long story short the dentist was like "You're reacting to the epinephrine in these other anesthetics," which I guess is fairly common for people who have autoimmune disorders.
So I guess this is to say: If you get spreading, burning, stabbing pain when you are being injected with local anesthetics it's not supposed to do that and you should say something.
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Progress is happening, on a functional round shield. :)
(1/2" plywood board, linen facing attached with wood glue, and a 14 gauge shield boss I hammered out myself. Design taken from a brooch found at Sutton Hoo.)
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I am so sad that I didn't see this poll in time to vote, because
YES, AND IT'S SO GOOD !!
The Eagle (2011) was arguably not a good movie, but HOLY CATS, did it have a high quality fandom. The Eagle fandom brought allllllll the classicists to the yard, who watched this movie about Roman Channing Tatum desperately wanting grown-up Billy Elliot to dom him, and were like, MY TIME HAS COME--
The fanfics are so good. We've got crack-treated-seriously send-ups of Monty Python skits. We've got porn in Latin. We've got gorgeously lyrical Dead Poet's Society fusions. And we have @sineala who just does not miss when it comes to writing fantastically long and plotty and well-informed canon AUs. 👌👌👌
So yeah, go watch a very homoerotic movie about Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell being smolderingly resentful about how much they want to bone each other, and then ✨TREAT YOURSELF✨ to the wealth of works by talented fanfic writers in which they do. A lot.
Summary: The son of the man who lost the Eagle of the Ninth would never be allowed a first command of his very own fort, would he?
Marcus is posted not to Isca Dumnoniorum, but to a wretched and run-down garrison north of the Wall. There he finds that he is the new centurion of a group of scouts and spies, all of them British. He has few supplies and no experience. His men distrust him. His superiors despise him. His second-in-command is an incompetent drunkard. And the local tribes are determined to kill all of them.
But the worst thing of all is one of Marcus' soldiers. He is an enigmatic, dangerous, and insubordinate man by the name of Esca, who makes Marcus yearn for terrifying things he has never before wanted and can never, ever let himself have...
Author: @sineala
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Vulcans treating "Am I The Asshole?" like sudoku.
I bet Vulcans are secretly hyped when Humans come to them to get a neutral third party/unbiased opinion on something
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☝☝☝☝
lol my headcanons have comprehensive citations and a ten-page bibliography, and they are in no way what the creators intended.
levels of headcanon:
This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this
this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext
there is no evidence either way
there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care
I’ve stopped giving a crap about canon
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....And now @coffee-mage-sans-caffeine is playing it, and I am thrilled beyond words. I am bursting with stuff to say about Assassin's Creed: Valhalla (even though it is an objectively rather mid game), but I don't know anybody who's played it IRL who interacts with fandom the way I do.
Basically: if you're an easy sell on story-driven, open-world RPGs, and have no trouble ignoring the dumb parts to focus on the excellent blorbo parts, then you'll probably enjoy AC:Valhalla. If that's not your genre, or if you have super-high standards, then this isn't going to be the game to change your mind.
But my god how queer this game's protagonist is. (‼) For years I legit thought that Eivor was canonically meant to be nonbinary. Whether you play as male or female, they are gender-transgressive in fascinating ways, and that's even completely setting aside the gender-indiscriminate hookups the game lets you have. (Granted, I think Eivor's particular manifestation of queerness was 100% an accident on the part of the devs, but such is life in the world of queer media criticism.)
So yeah. If anyone else wants to join me in the pit of viking blorbos and play through at least through the Ledecestrescire storyline so you can meet both my blorbos, it's either free or very cheap on playstation right now, apparently. :D Join meeeeee~~
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