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abstracttheworld · 5 hours
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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abstracttheworld · 5 hours
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
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abstracttheworld · 2 days
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🇺🇸🇵🇸🇺🇳 US response to UN Security Council Resolution: 'Regardless of the vote, Israel can continue actions in Gaza. It's non-binding, so no impact on Israel's ability to go after Hamas. No change in policy.'
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Making new friends 
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abstracttheworld · 3 days
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They don't want us to call what's happening in Gaza a genocide not because there's not been an official ruling but because these things don't get set in people's minds via official ruling. Instead it is the oral history that sets an event into place in mass consciousness.
Us calling it what it is - a genocide - means they can't wriggle out of it in years to come. They can't continue to call it a conflict or a war if we cement it in public consciousness as a genocide.
So don't tone down your language. Call it what it is. Make sure the history books know what happened and the genocides that took place in Palestine, Sudan, Congo.
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abstracttheworld · 3 days
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oh brother 😔 I had this date a few years back with an autistic guy, where he was like “by the way, you’re autistic too,” and I was like “oh, haha, no I’m not!” and then he went through this listing of every diagnostic trait he’d noticed ending with “and you haven’t made eye contact with me ONCE!” while I sat there getting more and more furious.
in retrospect I think it was very funny, and I hope he’s doing well
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May the starsheep bring you home
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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Slipper.... so big... legs so smol... how does he bend his knees...
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some springy guys 🌼
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Please please please keep reblogging and please consider donating, even if it's 1 or below. We are at rock bottom. We have nothing, we got the meds but at what cost? The kids are hungry yet again and I'm so scared about my mom, her health is getting worse and I am so stressed
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abstracttheworld · 4 days
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like to charge reblog to cast
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abstracttheworld · 5 days
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Free Palestine!
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Oakland, CA
Love demands a permanent ceasefire!
FREE 🍉
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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