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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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Writer hood is writing your first ever smut scene and literally physically running away From it thinking. "what unholiness just came out my mind?!." haha.

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Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

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one of my least favorite things is that I can’t teleport

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#sorcerer surprisingly #but Barbarian and Rogue were both high up there

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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

#Im fUCKING TRYING DAMNIT #its hard in a tiny crowded ass house with thin walls

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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!

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epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

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2014-06-26

#BEE

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hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS