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I dreamed I was alive one time before the world began

#this man needs a nap #m*a*s*h #mash

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bro pass me the aux

[plays mash theme in its entirety and then leaves the party]

#m*a*s*h

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#go green #go white #go torterra?

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#best starter wearing best baseball team jersey!!! #perfection!!! #new york yankees

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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The Killer

So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.

For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.

#live alone but shut the door because the rats are loud as fuck at night and if the door was open they'd keep me awake #also yeah kinda because of murderers

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you guys knew I had to do it eventually right

#do it for horse girl #mash #m*a*s*h

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Hey. Did you see Margaret at the beginning of Sometimes You Hear the Bullet? Because you should

#mash #m*a*s*h

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no matter how good/serious a show is, it will always go for the coroner eating a sandwich while examining a dead body gag if given the chance

#looking at you law & order

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My old man used to take his meds mixed with food but refuses to so I have to make a rat burrito out of a sock... or rather worm.

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Trapper did deserve better…

#wayne did his absolute best with what they gave him #also the henry one hit me like a truck lmao #mash #m*a*s*h

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"So this is the last way people are gonna see me. Like a person with a nice suit."

S01E20 The Army-Navy Game // S03E24 Abyssinia Henry

#thanks it hurts :) #mash #m*a*s*h

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sweet roll

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two observations about this scene: 1) “big fella” is extremely obviously dubbed in later which begs the question; if not then why 2) use of the phrase “big fella” precedes the nickname “big john” as described in 3x11 adam’s ribs by over two seasons which means that the MASH writers needed us to know that john francis xavier “trapper” mcintyre has a huge cock from the fifth episode of the series

#m*a*s*h #mash

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#mash #m*a*s*h

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not that I had a horse in the race, but the mash episode poll coming down to four very well deserving pre-S4 episodes actually is the best outcome to me personally

#i never saw this poll or the discourse but #as i always say #early seasons best seasons #mash #m*a*s*h

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#it fits no matter which one is saying it lmao #ben stone #adam schiff #law and order