And I was like, COLON CAPITAL O.
- what? I’m speaking in like, text speak.
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‘All that walking through walls for nothing”
- Jefferson after Gronk missed his field goal kick again this year.
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“You can *SAY* bad things, mama. I’m *grown up* now.”
- whether I can swear when talking about a politician I don’t like, according to Jefferson, age 11.
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Watching Avengers and the helicarrier takes off.
“That looks like the Avengers version of something the Paw Patrol would have!”
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Jefferson came downstairs in a sleepy daze, declared
“I’m going to put my icon in your bed.”
answered zero follow up questions, and disappeared back upstairs.
I just came up and found them asleep in our bed so that’s apparently what they meant?!
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“I can’t act like a turd unless I’m standing still and being in a toilet.”
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Jefferson, listening to a woman sing “Sonny’s Dream”:
Sonny, don't go away, I am here all alone
And your daddy's a sailor who never comes home
… “then why did you marry him?!?!”
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Me: hey Jefferson do you know what this is??
Jefferson: Something old 🙄🙄
Me: ok but really do you know what it is?
J: a telephone??
Me: Do you know how to make it work?
J: Do you have to put *money in it*….. IS THIS A PAY PHONE?! 😮🫨
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Siri: *reads out text, containing opinion, over the car speakers*
Jefferson, to me: in *today’s language*, you should reply to that with “I…K…R.”
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“Random roast I came up with:
‘Your mother was a donkey and your dad was a hill giant!’
… you know, because hill giants are like really really ugly.”
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“Can I have a Help-Your-Butt 1 bar??”
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[sign says something about comedy]
“And that sign is comedy. Because they spelled ‘night’ N-I-T-E!”
[I lose it]
“See? Comedy. Comedy GOLD.”
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Me: we’re not going to buy the movie tickets beforehand because it costs extra to buy them online.
Jefferson: *puzzled* but… then how would we buy them?!?!
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“This song is a BOP.”
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Making shirts and I suggested we press the shirt one more time, for certainty.
Jefferson, without missing a beat: “You mean SHIRT-ainty??”
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So the Octonauts? That outro music? It is SO HYPE.
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“You should make like an embroidery of the things I say. Make a Christmas ornament that says “it’s giving me Christmas vibes” on it”
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