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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Middle in practice and by birth

Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

#our parents almost left me in Disney Worlds Magic Kingdom.

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i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

#recipes

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ask spam continued: sports or video games, which do you like more sweetie?

I tried tennis (hitting a ball back and forth without any actual game rules) with a friend once so maybe I would like that, and I really liked kickball in school. But I think if I ever tried to actually play officially with a team or club I would die.

I much prefer video games. I like the stories and lore from most of the games I play. Like Wandersong or Subnautica.

Also, please do not call me sweetie. It invokes images in my mind of myself as a lost child in a store and you an adult who is asking questions to distract me and keep me calm.

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I poke one side of the cats back half (you might say her butt, but it's more like her legs) until she turns to growl at my hand. Then I stop poking that side and move to the other. Sometimes it goes for a while until she finally realizes she can turn and follow my hand when I move it.

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

#her name is simba and I am literally the only person she likes #she screams at my bedroom door at night

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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I am ace

I am Ace

and I am also ace

So I am very in

RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM

Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn

#It is my username and my sexuality #I don't even now what I mean with that third one

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What is the nursing home au a reverse of? I genuinely can't think of anything that isn't a little worrying.

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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He almost sounds like one of those little pink bunny/dog toy things that squeeks and sticks its tongue out.

I’ve got another orange cat video to show....

#The one I have says it's from Sankyo Toys it looks like

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I really liked the Fallout show. Though I like most media and stories I consume so that doesn't say much.

I wanna talk about it so this'll be my post where I list all my thoughts and it WILL contain spoilers so if you haven't finished the show then you have been warned.

(this is me creating space between the spoiler warning and the spoilers)

I have never heard of a ghoul serum in the games. How would that even work? I thought you became a ghoul as a result of prolonged radiation exposure.

Apparently Cooper managed to get his daughter somewhere safe and then she and his wife were moved somewhere else. I assumed she had died and he was just unlucky enough to become a ghoul.

I thought the experiment of vault 111 was to test the cryo pods. But they were seemingly essential to the plan in vaults 31, 32, and 33. So does that mean they already knew how they would work? What was the deal with vault 111 then?

I'm kinda actually mad about the reveal that Vault-tec dropped the bombs. I thought it was supposed to always be a mystery, but now they just came right out and said it.

I swear Cooper called the dog "Dog Meat" once in the show. I think it was before that other scribe got her but I don't remember. They did a Wired video where he said it's name was some random letters and 404. I don't remember what. I guess the character wouldn't have known that.

I was trying to think of Special stats for those main characters and I can't decide if Lucy had high luck or low luck. It seemed like she kept lucking her way OUT of situations. And there was an amount of actual skill too. All the same could be said for Maximus.

That episode that ended with her being arrested in vault 4 felt actually stupid. It was a dramatic ending that felt like it led into nothing. Also, I would definitely hit them with the "why does it seem like a considerable portion of your dwellers worship the woman who kidnapped my dad?" After they arrested me. Feels like an important thing to ask in such a situation, seeing as that's kind of the question that landed you in that position in the first place.

PREWAR MR. HOUSE! LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!

Is moldaver the one who told Cooper to spy on his wife? He had that flashback or whatever when talking to the president of "The Govermint" so I thought she was. But then how was she still around 219 years after the bombs fell. She wasn't with Vault-tec, right? So she didn't have a cryo-pod?

Cooper was in the Vault-tec building spying on his wife and he called that woman who brought in Henry (Hank) Betty. That was the woman who became overseer of vault 33, wasn't it?

The other company heads listing what they would want to do with their vaults was a cool scene.

I thought the vaults already had a lore explanation that had to do with the Enclave and space travel. That is clearly not the case in the show.

But now I'm remembering there was more to that last thing because I think Vault-tec pretended to be working with the Enclave.

Was that THE Prydwen?

Did the BoS say they got the tip about an Enclave defector from their Brothers in the Commonwealth? The Enclave moved there within the last 9 years? Would Nate or Nora join the Enclave? But if the BoS is in the Commonwealth, wouldn't that mean the canon ending to fallout 4 is to side with them? Or maybe take no side at all?

The Enclave is a prewar faction. Just saying it would've been neat to see reference to them in the prewar scenes. Or maybe there were references and I missed them.

This wasn't in the same area of California as the first two games, right?

I remember how the BoS seems wildly different across 3, 4, and New Vegas. They seem different in the show compared to how they are in these games. Is the shows depiction of them more in line with their 1 and 2 iterations? I have a hard time getting into those types of games so I can't really make myself play them to see for myself.

In the Wired interview they were wondering what Gulpers are. In the show they look like Axlotl's to me.

They goin' to the Mojave. You know what that means.

Fucking Cazadors.

I didn't see even ONE live Deathclaw in the show. Just that skull in the LAST SCENE. What a let down.

I probably had more thoughts but I can't remember them. Most of these thoughts are based on my memories of the earlier episodes and so might be inaccurate to the show itself. Take them with a grain of salt.

#fallout show #fallout

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PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

#I need somewhere safe to put this to laugh at it again later

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Sup, your fav wild animal?

It took me a long time of contemplating. I kept falling into this thought of 'what wild animal would I want to be?' and I kept having to remind myself that's not the same.

But I just had an idea.

Looks like capybaras would be the best to hang out with.

#Favorite wild animal #capybara

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Am I supposed to @ you back?

I would @ you more than five times because you deserve a lot of them. :)

But I will do it only once. For the integrity of the game.

@simply-icarus

I don't really know anybody else but @rusty-lustful-fireflies was also really nice to me.

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

🫶 no you

@hey-imma-fangirl @chaos-ace @purplemang0z @firecurls-27 @zibiscusloon @two-vampires-kissing @carouselrabbit @poindexters-labratory @melanodis @raccoon-in-a-dumpster (@ y'all cause I don't want to travel to all the ask boxes rn)

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her........💙

#kept dying on the second to last button #and the way she laughs at him was adorable

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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Palestinians don’t have basic humanitarian supplies. No food or clean water and the Israeli army is given luxuries. 

Never buy Garnier. Filth.

[@selintifada]