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[acemoppet]

i remember when i went to the dermatologist she saw i was taking testosterone and I went ahead and explained I was transgender and she was like "Are there different pronouns I should be using? Do you have a different name I should use?" And i said no no, it's okay. (I don't like to do it with doctors because it only ever causes trouble). But she was very insistent about it and kept trying to sort-of convince me it'd be fine for her to switch over and I kept still saying "no its alright".

only for her at the end to be like "well you might have female pattern baldness"

and suddenly it felt like we had been setting up for that punchline for the first 10 minutes.

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not to keep yapping about so high school but you can literally hear Taylor smiling while she’s singing it and it’s so 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

#no no pls keep yapping #its such a good song hehehe

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she really took one look at the synthpop stans vs folk girlies discourse and said "fuck it, i'm just gonna give everyone what they want". pathological people pleaser in the best possible way

#cbncbcbc for real we ate good today

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She’s just like me fr

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if you've been here since december 2016 waiting for new yuri on ice you may be entitled to financial compensation

#please i need them

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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I just want a movie adaptation of The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August to exist. It doesn’t even need to be good, tbh. I just want it to exist so that there will be fanfic of it. I need the fix-its and the darkfics that I can’t produce. 

#oh god I havent read that book in AGES i gotta reread

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

[acemoppet]

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

[acemoppet]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

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PSA: Don't use Open Office

I keep seeing people recommending Open Office as an alternative to Word, and uh... look, it is, technically, an open source alternative to Word. And it can do a lot of what Word can, genuinely! But it is also an abandoned project that hasn't been updated in nine years, and there's an active fork of it which is still receiving updates, and that fork is called LibreOffice, and it's fantastic.

Seriously, if you think that your choices are either "grit your teeth and pay Microsoft for a subscription" or "support free software but have a kind of subpar office suite experience", I guarantee that it's because you're working with outdated information, or outdated software. Most people I know who have used the latest version of LibreOffice prefer it to Word. I even know a handful of people who prefer it to Scrivener.

Open Office was the original project, and so it has the most name recognition, and as far as I can tell, that's really the only reason people are still recommending it. It's kind of like if people were saying "hey, the iPhone 14 isn't your only smart phone option!" but then were only ever recommending the Samsung Galaxy S5 as an alternative. LibreOffice is literally a version of the same exact program as Open Office that's just newer and better – please don't get locked into using a worse tool just because the updated version of the program has a different name!

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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please just read the whole thing

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hello and i love you to tboys who don't do any voice training and don't/can't work out a lot and get jacked and who are short as fuck and who have thick hips and who have "shitty" facial hair they don't shave and who won't/can't get top/bottom surgery and who won't/can't get on or stay on t and who just generally do not and will never have the Can You Believe He Used To Be A Girl??? kind of before/after photos. especially the crippled and the poor tboys.

#needed this thanks op

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Genuine question: I keep seeing new gifs and images of Sebastian from Black Butler S4 and on one hand he looks nice but more importantly- did he get a tan???

#i shit you not he looks more tan than I remember #i remember this guy being ghostly pale #sebastian michaelis #black butler #kuroshitsuji #congrats on ur new melanin demon man