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This post is about rainbow vacuums which, from what i can tell, the appeal is that they get dirt in some kind of water trap. I dunno man I just deal with these people on the daily.
People are willing to spend obscene amounts on vacuum cleaners.
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Greetings, tumblr user. It’s time to play. Below are the numbers 1–10 in a poll format. You win the game if your answer is equal to half of the most popular answer, rounded up. (For example, if 7 is the most popular answer, the winners will be the people who picked 4.) Go ahead.
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McCarthy is the name of an active senator. Like. Imagine being named after what was probably the worst person to have your job ever. If I walked into a therapy office and he introduced himself as Dr. Frued? Or my dentist said his name was Orin? I’d riot. The man’s name is synonymous with flawed reasoning and illogical systems of Justice. I’m understanding why England’s ruling class retired the name “John”.
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Also? I’ve been thinking about changing my URL. It’s been my schtick for a while, but I think it might be making other asexuals who are first seeing me uncomfortable. What do y’all’s think?
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The urge to start posting again vs. the fact that my last post that took off was hijacked by a metric fuckton of TERFS who had me playing whack-a-mole for a week.
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Friendly reminder that this blog is run by an asexual, queer, nonbinary person and is not a safe space for TERFS and other gender essentialists.
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People will go on anon to tell me to kill myself as if that’s the peak of queer activism and not like. A fuckign deranged thing to tell another human person regardless of the circumstance.
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Wow I happened to make this post right before this exact phenomenon caused shit to go down with a major blogger, huh.
Of people on tumblr who get mad at other users for reblogging a post without X or Y addition. Like. You know how this site works, right? Odds are that they didn’t SEE that version because that’s not how the site works. Nobody’s going to go sifting through hundreds of reblogs of a post to hunt down the one that OP is saying “reblog this version” under.
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People assume that "ace" refers to card games or archery. ???
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Of people on tumblr who get mad at other users for reblogging a post without X or Y addition. Like. You know how this site works, right? Odds are that they didn’t SEE that version because that’s not how the site works. Nobody’s going to go sifting through hundreds of reblogs of a post to hunt down the one that OP is saying “reblog this version” under.
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Of every single thing Musk has done on Twitter. I could have told him they were bad ideas. If anyone following me is a Musky (Musk fan) I’d love to hear your thoughts on the situation before you almost certainly block and report me over this post.
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How are earrings sexy? One of my friends just said they were going to wear sexy earrings? How do earrings arouse people? I don’t understand—(breaking down crying)
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Apparently if you post on the Tumbgler dot com you get notes.
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No clue. I’ve never seen one.
People are willing to spend obscene amounts on vacuum cleaners.
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I don’t know but I regularly deal with people at work who spent over $5000 on a single vacuum cleaner.
People are willing to spend obscene amounts on vacuum cleaners.
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People are willing to spend obscene amounts on vacuum cleaners.
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Management won’t let them play showtunes in the store.
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