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© R.T. Wynne

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a guy can pass out at the mere thought of getting blood drawn but feel inexplicable fondness and lust towards vampires. It can happen

#bella swan

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Olympic National Park, WA (Aug 2023)

First Beach, on the Quileute Reservation

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

#brownies #food #long post #save for later

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I’m fine

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Anyone who slanders Bella swan can NOT be trusted tbh

#agreed #critiques? yes #looks upon her actions whilst fondly shaking their head? yes #slanders????? who TF do you think you are? #bella is everything #<- prev tags #yes! yes! yes!

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i wish i could wrap each and every one of you up in a soft, warm blanket and give you a cup of tea with a little cookie

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All done with the first book! Now three to go :)

It’s been a while since I read them and watched the movies, but it’s finally time to go back to Forks 🖤🥹🩸

Happy Thursday! 🌙

#whoaaaaa #twilight fanart #bella x edward

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critical media analysis is good and important but i think it’s also good and important to enjoy the stupidest shittiest piece of media ever

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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Which Cullen finally let it slip to Bella that they'd once had a family meeting re: whether or not to murder her?

Oh, this was totally Emmett. He was like "Woah, things would be so different if we had decided to kill Bella in that meeting." and Bella's like "Y'all had a meeting about possibly killing me?!" and gets all "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" angry. Alice eventually calms her down and is like "Btw, I voted against killing you."

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when there’s terrible fandom drama but at least it’s entertaining watching everything crash & burn

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Mary Alice Brandon Cullen - Born 1901 (No Exact Date)

Zodiac Sign (guessed) - Pisces

Pisces traits

loving and caring

mystical

understanding of others

will help in times of distress

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Edward: I watch Bella sleep because I’m worried about her well-being constantly! Not being near her is the only pain I know!

Emmett: you’re kinda weird for that. Ngl.