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I just spent £50 on Technoblade merch...
Send help 😭✌️💀
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Okay new tag game bc I’m concerned that a lot of you are more popular than me but have literally been here for like a month. /j
When did you join dsmpblr.
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forever obsessed with that one clip of connor listening to techno make a joke and saying what might just be the nicest thing he will ever say to a minecrafter:
“technoblade, i used to not understand why people would treat you like a kpop star on twitter. but now i think i do.”
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LORD HE WENT FULL WEAB
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credit to @louisemcbear for the idea but yeah this was the vlog in a nutshell
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she visits sometimes :]
[ID: Four page comic of Philza and Kristin as the Goddess of Death on the Dream SMP. In page one, we see a close-up of the ocean monument, and then a slight zoom-out to show it is a miniature build and Phil is concentrating on it. He places a piece down with a “plop!” and straightens up to look at it. He looks satisfied, saying, “Perfect…” In page two, he is counting pieces in his hand as a crow lands on his shoulder with a “Squawk!” Phil is saying, “Oh, hey chat, I didn’t expect to see you here. You wanna help me count these?” A large ominous face with dark eyes looms behind him. In the second panel, it becomes apparent the giant face is Kristin as she is now coloured normally and saying, “HELLO!” Phil jumps in fright. The crow laughs at him.
In page three, Phil is looking down and leaning on the table with one hand touching Kristin’s cheek, saying, “Oh my fucking god it’s just you Kristin holy shit hahahah–” Kristin seems amused, saying, “WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?” Then she turns into her human-sized form with a POOF, holding Phil’s hand, as he asks, “What are you doing here?” and she answers, “I CAME TO SEE YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” In page four we see Phil launch into a long excited spiel explaining the monument as Kristin listens happily. There are hearts around her head. End ID.]
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Had a stupid thought
Techno, starting his next stream: “so I did a little off-camera grinding” *camera pans to dream just in his house, standing there*
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i am still not over how the head anarchist on the server teamed up with literally the most tyrannical character for revenge purposes and the narrative still hasnt really addressed it yet. that is just so funny to me
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"but tommy"
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"i'm baby"
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The devil works hard but mcyter update accounts work harder
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I think a big part of why soup is such a phenomenon no matter when or where is that soup is so good a representative of what it means to be human, if someone is sick you bring them soup, there's such a thing as community soup, they serve soup for the homeless, it's such a simple dish that warms that special place in your chest that feels like where your heart is and fulfils that simple human need to be connected to ourselves, others and the world. There's a sense of community, bringing someone soup is such a simple and kind act that heals in a different way to what a doctor may achieve, it harkens back to the first signs of true humanity the way we recognize it being a healed bone, or someone healthy who was once sick, we nurse each other back to health and cling onto the dead when they pass but no matter what that gesture is still there, we brought comfort to those who are suffering, communal soup is representative of true socialism, a community coming together, each with something to provide whether it be spice, vegetable, or even just water or bread, and we make something so wonderful and delicious and rewarding because it was made by a collective and enjoyed by a collective, without the pressures of the outside world it's a simple pleasure for those willing to come together to achieve it. It's also cheap, it's donated to food banks and homeless shelters to warm them on cold nights and give them comfort and company where there is none, it's a small gesture that shows the abandoned and forgotten that they are still there and they can still experience those small moments where you feel what it is to be alive, soup is so special and intrinsically a human thing, no where else would you find something as incredible as this. We share and provide what we can, we live and die and love each other but at the end of it all it's simple acts like a bowl of soup that consume our thoughts in death, to feel so human in a world that wants us to be machines is so freeing and it's things like soup that pave the way to that. It's simple pleasures and good deeds.
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I’ve seen others say it but I’ll scream into to void about Technoblade’s announcement regarding fan treatment too
* Let private things stay private. Let’s not pry and make assumptions about Techno’s private life nor turn an actual difficult experience into a quirky story to share with online friends. Talking about it is one thing but making an ongoing struggle into fanfic and sharing it online is inappropriate. If you do write something please keep it private.
* Don’t contact CCs, this includes donos. Don’t send donos asking if they heard or how they feel. If they want to share they will but that should be a choice.
*Tag things properly.
*Take care of yourself. He said himself he has amazing doctors and he went in right as it became an issue. Disconnect, block tags, take a breather. The video wasn’t urgent and things are still early. Don’t feel guilty if you need to step back from the internet or block tags. You can also Just Be Upset. Cry! Talk to someone! You’re not being an over dramatic fan, this is upsetting and you have the right to be upset!
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Jesus christ man...
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we all know the mcyttwt account red flags (gogy pfp, etc) but what are the mcytblr account red flags.
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