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With the Knuckles series releasing tomorrow, I will reiterate that Paramount supports Israel and you should not be using any of their services. At the very least pirate the show.

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Jurassic Park is trending, aka my favorite movie, so I’m here to say that out of the whole franchise, the second movie is the best. No, I will not explain.

#jurassic park

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Jurassic Park is trending which means I can talk about the best part of the book which is that the dinosaur reveal happens during a business meeting which I feel is the most Jurassic Park thing that could happen.

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have you done your daily click

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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

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If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with "66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,"

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do i want him to be a father figure to me or do i want to be railed by him over a desk

#... #nnnnno comment

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

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jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

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#THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT

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It makes me happy when they listen

#I FEEL CALLED OUT!!! #I FEEL ATTACKED

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The Hunger

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that mcelroy final pam clip is gonna get my ass in trouble one day because ANY time a baby/young child starts crying or fussing at work, i think of 2 things.

"baby needs snack" (which is very fun to say while advancing on them with cracker packs, doing the voice almost always gets a laugh) and

"i take a hammer and fix the baby" which i absolutely cannot say out loud in public ever or i go to fucking jail

#idk man #i tell my students i will use a hammer to fix 'the behavior' and they always giggle #granted #my rapport with them is pretty solid #so they know im joking #and that im a coward #😂

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#A Y Y O #ROGUE IN BLUE IS MY BESTIE IRL #YOU MADE IT BESTIE!!!

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

#me