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everybody look at this Creature i found on youtube
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ladies and gentlemen this is garlic number 2
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actualaster · 2 hours
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ladies and gentlemen this is garlic number 2
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ladies and gentlemen this is garlic number 2
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actualaster · 2 hours
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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actualaster · 2 hours
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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.
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I've gotta make a fake trailer for show/movie turning it into a different genre which theoretically is hilarious and fun, but I'm scared because now the fate of my bachelors degree lies in the hands of a shitpost
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actualaster · 3 hours
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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y'know, it never did say the guy was the one topping. Maybe she pegged him.
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actualaster · 4 hours
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Paladin whose mount is another Paladin. The rest of the order don't like to bring it up.
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actualaster · 4 hours
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go go gadget disappointing masturbation session
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actualaster · 6 hours
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I had a dream I saw a cat with a human butt and there’s a tail growing out of each buttcheek.
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actualaster · 14 hours
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Another thing in particular about the 2 specific communities I'm in is that the one that has the kinda meh story and largely focuses on the gameplay you get So Many players who just go "the advice is stop sucking, fuckin' loser" and who act REALLY smug about anybody who gives up to play another game.
The other community is for a very story-driven game and tends to remind people of mechanics they may have forgotten about (or alerts them to things they didn't realize where doable!), explains how mechanics work, and generally more people phrase things like "it does just take practice, so don't feel bad if you don't get it right away" as well as is very frank about "look, if you're not having fun with it this isn't the game for you--that's fine, you shouldn't force yourself if you're having a bad time. Here's some tips if you wanna keep trying, but you shouldn't waste your time on games you're not having fun with".
almost like when you don't make "being better than other people at a game" your entire way you feel good about yourself you can remember that games are for having fun and give actual actionable advice, encouragement, and remind people that it's okay to stop playing a game they're not having a great time with without being a judgemental prick about it.
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