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Sam: Tina is actively Korean

Tina: As opposed to be passively Korean??

#glee #tina cohen chang #sam evans

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Sam: Those prosthetic legs seem so cool

Sam: They’re bouncy, and you can run without knee pain or shin splints

Artie: Yeah, no, dude, take it from me, you definitely want to keep your legs

#glee #sam evans #artie abrams

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Sam: Lego Batman is unironically the best Batman adaptation

#glee #sam evans #no because I’m LITERALLY right #nobody has come close to touching Lego Batman

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Blaine: I support slut Artie

Sam: I support slut SHAMING Artie

#glee #blaine anderson #sam evans #artie abrams #blam

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Mercedes: You can’t make a baby comfortable if you’re not comfortable

Quinn: I’m never comfortable

Quinn: I’m in a constant state of tension

#glee #quinn fabray #mercedes jones #quinncedes

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Sam: How can you stan Katy Perry? Didn’t she like kill a nun

Blaine: Cause the nuns were homophobic

Quinn: Hey, maybe when we talk about this, we shouldn’t talk about it like Katy Perry directly caused the woman to die

Tina: She dropped down on the courtroom floor, how else are we supposed to phrase that

#glee #quinn fabray #sam evans #blaine anderson #tina cohen chang

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Quinn: You may have good grades, but have you ever been told that you need psychological help by a teacher?? Exactly

#glee #quinn fabray

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Quinn: Not you slutshaming people

Quinn: What happened to girls support girls

Santana: I AM a slut, and do I get any support? No!

#glee #quinn fabray #santana lopez

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Santana: When will these bitches realize that I have ZERO loyalties to anybody

Santana: I don’t have friends, I have temporary alliances that I can and will break over irrelevant and minute things

Santana: Deal with it

#glee #santana lopez

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Finn: I love Rachel, I do, I love her more than anybody in the world

Finn: But we were in bed and she used the word nugatory and I had to pull out a dictionary because I refuse to believe we’re speaking the same language

#glee #finn hudson #rachel berry #finchel

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Santana: I once clapped on beat and Finn sat there in awe saying “THAT WAS SO GOOD”

Finn: I don’t have any beat, okay-

Santana: Everyday you disappoint me more and more

#glee #finn hudson #santana lopez

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Mercedes: True comedy is trying to watch Quinn and Rachel trying to work through their dysfunctional relationship without saying “we should take a break”

Santana: Yeah, because they’re already on a break, they’re just bad at it and clingy

Brittany: They do a break of a break… they should do crack!

#glee #mercedes jones #santana lopez #brittany s pierce #rachel berry #quinn fabray #faberry #clingy wlws

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Quinn: When I cheat on people it’s a problem, but when Taylor Swift does it, it’s okay because we got Getaway Car?? Seems fake

#glee #quinn fabray #this is a bit niche-

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Kitty: You will know a bitch for a month and they assume they know your life story

Kitty: You don’t know Jack shit about me, Kimberly, you need to be subscribed to this friendship for at least a year to unlock the trauma dumping

#glee #kitty wilde

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Tina: My toxic trait is saying what happened to girls support girls whenever another woman disagrees with me-

#glee #tina cohen chang

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Rachel: Honestly, I don’t even know how you’d handle a Yeast infection

Kurt: Bad yeast goes scat… with yeast-I-stat

Santana: I fucking hate you

#glee #kurtcheltana #kurt hummel #rachel berry #santana lopez

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Finn: Yes, I’m a Veteran, I served in the army, so I get the military discount on my meal

Waiter: That actually only applies if the entire party is family as well

Finn, looking at Marley: This is literally my daughter, I don’t know what you mean

#glee #marley rose #finn hudson #i deserved more of them