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Random FE3H Quotes
Mercedes: you know, Felix is not hard to read
Annette: but I'm ILLITERATE
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Hubert: if Sylvain is-
Edelgard: you mean Ferdinand
Hubert: oh yeah that slut-
most people: HByibrwigbhrwb
Edelgard: wwhat?
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Dimitri (talking abt character growth): like after you kill someone, your character changes completely
Dimitri: at least. i hope you do
Dimitri: if not you’re a psychopath
Black Eagles: *nervous laughter*
- we love character development
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Mercedes: if Annette wasnt named Annette what would her name be
Ashe: something starting with s
Sylvain: sock
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Claude: sex ed is a complete joke in primary school for boys its like AHH CHER SAY PENIS
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Edelgard: i come from a complicated background too
Claude: so im like, dude,
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Byleth: i mean ladies, don’t feel pressured to have sex
Byleth: if you want to have the sex, then, like, go ahead….
Byleth:
Byleth: w a I t
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Hilda: I have the attention span of a r a t
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Dimitri: (points his lance at Claude) hands up
Claude, holding an acorn between his fingers: but i have an acorn
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Claude: Policy making is a whole new ballpark… what do I mean by this? I mean, policy making comes in when you have no more ideas!
Claude: Dima’s current status quo is head fine right? If I throw the marker at him, his head is no longer fine! Status quo disrupted!
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Claude: Politics isn’t a game of cards, you can’t stack vetoes!
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Modern!FE3H Debate Team feat. Golden Deer
Hilda: haha i have 6%
Marianne: like, emotionally?
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Claude: what needs to be in place for there to be public safety?
Leonie: there needs to be no open,,mmmmmmm,,,,,,,
Raph: no open mmmmmmicrowave
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Byleth and Claude:
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Marianne: if bees are hurt in strikes we draw the line
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Hilda: what if we went on a strike to demand for better working conditions..and we got retrenched….haha jk…...unless?
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Byleth: Claude is just vibing
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The preparation doc:
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Two immature teenagers play A Hat In Time.
#fandom: a hat in time#A Hat In Time#ahit#a hat in time hat kid#a hat in time conductor#hat kid#ahit crow
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Hollow Knight Uno Game
Elderbug: no i'm gonna put down the same number of cards i just dont like the feng shui of this arrangement
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Ghost/Knight: (gets hit with a stacked +18)
everyone in the room: (screaming and crying)
Hornet: Ghost is so wholesome and sweet. they deserve everything. if you win against them in uno, you lose.
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Modern FE3H on an overseas school trip
Child: /screams/
Ferdinand: what do you want
Hubert: what can you give
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Byleth: the international school we’re going to has a lot of koreans bc there’s an apple factory nearby
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Claude and Byleth: (squinting at the tv screen playing a chinese drama)
Claude: Teach can you read the subtitles
Byleth: ,,very slowly
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Claude: it’s ok guys let’s just gang up on Lorenz and his unlimited data roaming
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take a shot every time Claude says anti-china propaganda
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Hubert: xenophobia aside, i think i’m a pretty good person
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Claude: haha i'm allergic to egg
everyone:
Claude:
Claude: (reaches for the egg)
everyone: erupts into yelling, Dimitri physically grabs Claude’s arm
Edelgard: you are the master of your own destiny
Hilda: Claude why are you so self destructive
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Claude: we ate the most through the power of shaming people for food wastage
Hilda: moral guilt always works
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Lorenz: this soup is nice in like a tasteless, peasant kind of way
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Byleth: fun fact! the trombone is actually 9 feet long! that is some amount of metres
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If Yosuke was a Literary Arts Teacher - Part 14
Yosuke at Makoto: You may be the Queen but I am a GOD
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Yosuke: You all are so paranoid, it’s just an exam! You’re not gonna die. If anything, there’s always-
Ryuji: Dying
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Yosuke: You all are picking on me! I feel very threatened. When I feel very threatened I go into defensive mode and will kill all of you
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Futaba at the future project: I’m going to die
Yosuke: Not yet,, I’ll slaughter you before you can
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Yosuke, writing on the whiteboard: “Mr Narukami is always right” BUT Mr Hana is THE TRUTH
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Yosuke at Ryuji and Akira: StupiditY with a capital S and a capital Y!
Ryuji: Welcome to the club Akira!
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Ann: Ugh I’m stupid
Yosuke: Stop saying you’re stupid only I have the power to bestow upon you the title of stupid
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Yosuke: now you guys better write this down because i’m about to speak FACTS
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Yosuke to Yu: Congratulations on your promotion!
Also Yosuke after Yu left: WHY DIDN’T I GET THE PROMOTION
(context: he’s been teaching in the school for longer)
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A collection of random memes made during History class
#history#history memes#memes#neville chamberlain#leni riefenstahl#joseph goebbels#Adolf hitler#hitler#ww2 meme#nazi#nazi memes
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Snatcher: I was crying tears of-
Hat Kid: joy!
Snatcher: PAIN
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Cecil: Why are you googling grinders?
Carlos: I thought that what you said by “the holy grinding of rosary beads” meant to put the beads in like a food grinder and yeet them. Or you know, put them in that stone bowl and use the stone thingie to grind them for cooking.
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Flug: Funny story- haha my life is a funny story. Do you ever think back to when you were born and your parents were smiling. Do you really think that they were smiling because they were happy?
Demencia: Flug are you okay do you need us to therapy you?
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Bow Kid: Where are you stashing all these marshmallows?? In your pants??
Snatcher, audibly concerned: Please don't stash things in your pants!
Hat Kid, hiding a handful of marshmallows behind her back: I’m investing
Snatcher: That’s just hoarding
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Hat Kid, hiding a handful of marshmallows behind her back: I’m investing
Snatcher: That's just hoarding
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Demencia: How do you even think of all this stuff?
Flug: I was just pulling shit out of nowhere
Demencia: Well that shit ended up turning into le shit
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*Watching The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas*
Bruno: *swinging on the tyre swing*
Black Hat: Fly off the swing and crack your neck
Flug: Jefecito no
Bruno: *stands up and actually flys off and falls*
Flug: I hate it when you’re right
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White Hat Organisation at a Hero Convention
Dr Slug: *glares at stickers as they fall to the ground*
Bystander heroine: Hi! What is this?
Slug: Childhood obesity
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Clemencia: *scuttles over excitedly* I JUST MET THE AMBASSADOR OF FINLAND
White Hat: *not listening* THE AMBASSADOR OF FINS?????
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Slug: We charge an additional 50 cents to write your name.
Clemencia: We can write your name on OUR list of sponsors for free!
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White Hat: We made these stickers!
Slug: No you didn’t
White Hat: I printed these stickers?
Slug: No
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Slug; *tries to show customer a product, drops cards, cusses like a sailor, smiles, shows cards*
Customer hero: Wow, so colourful, like the cards.
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Slug: That child looks constipated...WOULD YOUR CONSTIPATED LIKE A STICKEr
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Slug, aggressively chasing a couple with a brochure: HI ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE HEALTH OF FUTURE GENERATIONS? *the couple speedwalks/runs away* DO YOU? DO YOU? JUST TAKE THIS YOU STUPID BITCH.
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Flug: Sometimes I wish my Chinese was bad
Flug: (in chinese) For the seniors all of the hot boys are in the good classes. For our cohort all of the hot boys are in the bad classes. Why is our cohort so bad huh.
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Thought has been considered valid!
Black Hat: Ew why would I want to know some hero’s name
Flug: S-so that you know who they are??
Black Hat: Ew why would I want to know who they are
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