actuallyfeanor
actuallyfeanor
the geopolitical implications of being a lil bitch
others have called me cryptid, heretic, linguist, poet, genius, nerd, cult leader, gang leader, god, scum of the earth, a gift to the fandom, a hazard to society, Sherlock Holmes, the leading expert in dummy thicc elvenkings, and much more, but you may call me Fëanor or Jonathan // genderfluid, they/them will do for most purposes // all your gender are belong to us // creator of Crablor, shitpost-smith, purveyor of puns, poet provocateur, annoyingly alliterative // ideologically opposed to standard rules of punctuation //come for the shitposting, stay for the angst, or vice versa // writing Tolkien fanfic on AO3 as actuallyfeanor // main blog is @doctor-jonathan-strange // @earendil-the-marine-biologist for Crablor posts // I share one braincell with @stareyemoth // DNI if you like piña coladas, are in any way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, or think blockchain based technologies are the future
actuallyfeanor · 3 hours ago
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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
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actuallyfeanor · 15 hours ago
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actuallyfeanor · 16 hours ago
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Time for some spitefic
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@theresonlyzuul has to deal with me reading Interview With The Vampire
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actuallyfeanor · 16 hours ago
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@theresonlyzuul has to deal with me reading Interview With The Vampire
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actuallyfeanor · 18 hours ago
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Don’t know why I keep poking that particular hornet’s nest, but it’s a relatively quiet night at work and this gives me some free entertainment and a free blocklist in the notes so there’s that
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actuallyfeanor · 20 hours ago
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“Why do people donate to AO3 when there are people relying on donations to cover basic medical expenses?”
Maybe, just maybe, the real problem isn’t a fucking fanfiction site, but the entire clusterfuck that is the USAmerican approach to healthcare? And maybe you’d do more good lobbying for systemic change than shitting on people for spending a few bucks on their hobby
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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whats your favorite tolkien character?
Saeros, for his tactfulness at formal occasions and the satisfying clap of his buttcheeks as he runs naked through the woods
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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And if you call neurodivergent people “freaks” for shipping something you personally don’t like, you aren’t actually any better than the schoolyard bullies calling those neurodivergent people “freaks” for being neurodivergent.
It’s evident that an increasing amount of fandom content on the internet is created by people who were never bullied in school
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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I cannot stress enough that if you tell someone to kill themselves, threaten violence, dox, stalk and harass people for shipping the “wrong” fictional ships or liking the “wrong” fictional characters, you are not the good guy in that scenario
It’s evident that an increasing amount of fandom content on the internet is created by people who were never bullied in school
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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And I don’t mean this in a Nerd Culture Gatekeeping kind of way. What I mean is that people who were bullied to the point of suicidality in school for being different in some way, are perhaps more likely to think twice before endorsing bullying, threatening and suicide baiting people over their fandom opinions.
It’s evident that an increasing amount of fandom content on the internet is created by people who were never bullied in school
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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It’s evident that an increasing amount of fandom content on the internet is created by people who were never bullied in school
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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Ok so I tried seeing what it would be like reconciling Silmarillion drafts. 
just–
Look at this mess:
Feanor, who bares no relation whatsoever to the royal family, leads the Gnomes to Broseliand to fight Melko, then drowns in Lake Mithrim right before the battle starts. This battle, of course, is the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. Just before it, the leader Maedhros Feanor’s son is rescued from Thangorodrim by his close friend Amrod Aegnor son of Turgon – the King of Gondolin, just in case you thought Fingolfin was called Turgon at the time. No, this is in fact the Turgon we know (an ardent supporter of Feanor, who helped burn the Teleri’s ships).
Fingon, father of Turgon, also known as Finwe, dies in the battle.
So Aegnor’s son, Maglor, flees the battle to Rodnor, the capital of Doriath, and there falls in love with Luthien daughter of Celegorm. 
Luthien has two brothers: Daeron and Tinfang. Tinfang has a glowing beard. Yes, Celegorm is married to Melian (A scion of Ungoliant). Luthien is blonde.
Celegorm asks of Maglor for a Silmaril. Maglor goes to Nargothrond, as there the King dwells who was saved by his father Aegnor in the battle, so he goes to repay the debt. 
That king, of course, and the founder of Nargothrond, is Celegorm, Amrod (Aegnor)’s brother.
Celegorm’s sons Haleth (yes, male) and Haldir won great renown in that battle, btw, but his daughter Galadriel did not.
Celegorm aids Maglor, and sends him with a guard of the most valiant Gnomes, but his wish to add more help is thwarted by the evil son of Feanor.
I think you know what his name is.
So Maglor gets captured by Melko, who has an ogre wife Ulbandi and son Gothmog. Melko makes him scrub the kitchens of his greatest servant, the Cat-lord Sauron. Maglor is rescued by Luthien, who, it turns out, has the powers of a vampire. Sauron, the cat, drops a mountain on top of Gothmog to let the Elves escape Angband. They don’t belong there! That’s where Nienna sends Men after they die!
Next comes Dior. He’s the son of Celegorm and Aegnor’s cousin Morwen. He has a sister called Nienor. What, you thought that he would be Maglor and Luthien’s son? Nope, that’s Gil-Galad.
He goes to Nargothrond and falls in love with the King’s daughter, Galadriel. But she’s already engaged to her first cousin, Teleporno.
Nargothrond falls. Dior retakes Dor-lomin then marries his sister Nienor. He then becomes King of Doriath. The Sons of Feanor attack him, seeking for the Silmaril. 
Aegnor/Amrod dies in the wild searching for the sons of Dior, Elured and Elurin. Curufin and Amras survive, killing Dior. Maedhros is abandoned. 
Dior and Nienor become Valar.
When Elwing jumps into the sea with the Silmaril, there is no grace to save her. She dies, and the gem is lost.
When Earendil (yes he’s the son of Tuor and Idril: don’t worry) gets to Valinor, the Host of the Valar have already left. Idril is stranded in a tower, and he doesn’t recognise her. She sleeps until the breaking of the World.
Maglor manages to convince Maedhros to attack the camp of the Valar, but sneaks off, leaving Maedhros to be captured. Though they do not torture him, the torment Maedhros feels drives him to suicide, leaping into a chasm of fire. Before doing so, he returns the gem to Fionwe, son of Manwe, who gives it to Earendil to guide the Earth and give hope to its inhabitants.
Maglor casts his Silmaril into the fire, and wanders the shore, singing in regret, until he gives up and goes back to live with Elrond, the King of Numenor.
Like, the fuck?
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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breaking news: local british magician collapses from exhaustion after carrying the entire fantasy genre’s gaslight gatekeep girlboss representation since 2004. “mr norrell is such a #icon,” our sources report. 
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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the love song
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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this is for a target audience of: me
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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And I think a lot of it has to do with how Branderson subverts so many common fantasy tropes and how the full impact of the subversion only hits you when you are already familiar with the tropes.
Usually when I reread books years later, I discover them to be worse than I remembered because my taste in literature has developed a lot since I was a teenager, but with the Mistborn novels the opposite is happening, I find myself enjoying them more now than on my first read, when I couldn’t even finish The Hero Of Ages.
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actuallyfeanor · a day ago
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Usually when I reread books years later, I discover them to be worse than I remembered because my taste in literature has developed a lot since I was a teenager, but with the Mistborn novels the opposite is happening, I find myself enjoying them more now than on my first read, when I couldn’t even finish The Hero Of Ages.
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