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#kitty :3

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people be fucking normal abt ftm bottom surgery challenge.

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they call me a lay down guy

[Begin ID: "White and orange shorthair cat laying with his paws crossed and eyes closed" End ID]

#kitty :3

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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

#mine is a baby lobster in a bonnet I don’t think it can cause that much damage

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had a dream i was standing

[Begin ID: "White and orange shorthair holding his arms out and laying on his side" End ID]

#kitty :3

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#kitty :3

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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swoosh

#wyll bg3

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I’m so glad so many people can relate to my coyote drawing

To clarify it is about gender, and my experience as a lesbian coming to terms with me not being a woman, and how I’ve never felt like one at all. I love women i always will, and a part of me will always resonate with them, but I have always felt outside of it, I’ve never felt one with it even when I tried so hard to be a girl

Of course I’m getting terfs reacting to it, but I’m also seeing a lot of people reblogging it with the tag “feminism”

Which is so interesting, im not mad about it, I just think it’s cool to see how others interpret it. Cause in my head it’s so obviously a trans metaphor, but to others it’s completely different

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Been trying to figure out how to say this but its pretty basic, Ricky is overweight (not "obese") yes, and I have agreed about this before, but as the doctor confirmed he has no health issues regarding it, we're changing to a wet food diet and he will probably lose weight because of it but beyond that we're not going to cut back his food because this is what his vet is reccomending. So please, let this be the end of the abuse accusations and harassment I am doing exactly what this vet is recommending.

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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⚓ Dredge style-inspired Gem and her s10 base :D

#geminitay

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white Bdubs on the marketplace art doesn't exist it can't hurt you

white Bdubs: