I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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I鈥檓 paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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sometimes i think aquarium people are just wizards (or alchemists)
like just watch this shit:
get grass
dry grass
grind grass into dust
and now i made shrimp summoning powder.
and now i have summoned an army of shrimp.
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Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?
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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"
"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"
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I love showing off my tattoo but also Frank鈥檚 custom work is fantastic so here鈥檚 a glowing review with my aged tattoo designed by Frank
Do you have a tag for your tattoo flash? (I've been itching to get a tattoo but don't have enough $ to get one of the big ones I have planned... That said I'd totally be willing to pay to use a design I liked!)
I usually tag it as tattoo flash but I often forget. Sometimes it falls in the sketches tag. I'm happy to design customs as well.
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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
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look at my flower shop clerk, Dawgggggg i'm going to get murdered 馃槶
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Make sure to avoid any strange plants that appear after today鈥檚 eclipse.
Happy Monday!
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today鈥檚 the eclipse, so make sure to check on your local florist just in case they鈥檝e got any new and interesting plants 鈽猴笍馃挄馃尭
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The 'I hate children' crowd is just as bad as the 'oh you'll want children someday' crowd I said what I said
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Devils hole pupfish? Tumblr icon
fish 299 - devils hole pupfish
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spn season 1 is so funny. they made the main plot line finding sam and dean鈥檚 missing father. but like. the guys not missing. he鈥檚 just avoiding them.
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