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adhd-mess · 52 minutes
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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adhd-mess · 3 hours
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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adhd-mess · 12 hours
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mine would probs be: one direction, taylor swift, ed sheeran, the script and coldplay 
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adhd-mess · 12 hours
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eleventh plague. emails. 
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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adhd-mess · 13 hours
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Now that there’s a gap in the market for a ghosthunting duo, Dan and Phil have the opportunity to do something so fucking funny right now
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adhd-mess · 13 hours
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wild few days to be a casual watcher fan
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I think they should've created an OnlyFans account for Professor. It would unironically made them so much money.
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they will be releasing videos a month early on their site but otherwise it will be put on youtube for free (link)
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Watchergate: 4/19-4/22
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adhd-mess · 14 hours
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Miles is ONCE AGAIN here with the jokes
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adhd-mess · 14 hours
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happy almost black butler day to those who celebrate
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adhd-mess · 14 hours
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I've been invited to a P4 gathering tomorrow at four o'clock. I'm aware. This chance won't come again. We need to make sure the P4 and their hangers-on take a liking to me. I suppose the first order of business is treats to go with the tea. Indeed, my lord. Why should I have to take tea to children? A small price to pay, don't you think? You don't even have to offer them bribes dressed up as sweets. You can win them over with real sweets. However, I'm afraid I'll be supervising the cricketers tomorrow at four. The invitation isn't to a fistfight. I can handle it alone. But in exchange... This is an order, Sebastian: make me treats to go with tea that will astound the prefects. Yes, my lord.
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adhd-mess · 14 hours
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“Later, when his father left him, the boy cried over his pet, until eventually his father sent a servant to take the body of the bird away and bury it. The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he’d learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.”
Clary Fairchild:
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adhd-mess · 14 hours
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Haven't posted on tumblr in a while! Into ddlc now!
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