Before we continue, is this a personal moral failing or a mental illness? I need to know whether I should treat you like an evil monster or a helpless child when I unperson you.
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I am covetous of the delicious soup I crafted but I am in bed already. SAD!
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W BUG
Things I have to do today is
Drive [FAILED]
Remember math
Crochet some [FAILED]
Remember languages
Move around at all and get liquid
Do kaso rounds
Play Mine caft
BONUS: Make soup maybe
BONUS: Negotiate
BONUS: Call advisor
Oh fuck shit start laundry
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CHICAGO TRIP LOCKED IN
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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Guys look I'm winning
Things I have to do today is
Drive [FAILED]
Remember math
Crochet some
Remember languages
Move around at all and get liquid
Do kaso rounds
Play Mine caft
Make soup maybe? Probably not though given Mine cart [IN PROGRESS]
BONUS: Call advisor
Oh fuck shit start laundry
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tumblr is a “public diary” to you. to me its a public journal. like men have. im masc.
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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It's Joever for all of you
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the brick
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This is the last straw
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@fitmc
Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text
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SEME LA SINA ALE LI KAMA TOKI EPELANTO. MI WILE SAMA E MI LA MI O KAMA SONA E TOKI LOSUPAN
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This also means I should talk to my parents about meetup
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