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early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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Van airbrushing is a kind of American folk art that I’m very sorry we’re losing, and it bothers me people laughed at it as a kitschy and “hick” thing (just like we do with velvet painting). 

There was always a class element in that belittling, too. 

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Coolest Lizard In The World Google Search

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they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

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“Where’s The Sauce?!”

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A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

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eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh

watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time

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Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”

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me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

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“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

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Are Your Eyes Green Lasers?

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